Better Than Life Issue 3 (UK) (Face B) (1996) [Original] [DISCMAG].dsk
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ARTICLES FROM AMIGA DISC FANZINES NEXT (OR MAYBE WE'LL LEAVE THAT TO BAD
MAG AND THE LIKE...). D Wulf and CRTC present BTL's suggestions forDB d
if you're trying to copy 41 or 42-trackYYdiscs, adjust the total accordingly. I
f you try to copy a 40-track disc with the 42-YYtrack option selected, you w
ill get a read error at the end, obviously. Just press IY (for ignore) a cou
ple of times. + how to enjoy a sunnier, happier lifestyleBXQYCPC users, never ev
er call Doc of Conspiracy at 9.35am and ask him which pin to groundYYto form a
side switch for your 3.5" drive, as he will invariably say something likeY
Y"erm, I thi You can also catalogue and format discs.+3 ) 3YPunishment use
s any extra memory you have installed. So on a 6128, it should only takeYYtwo
passes to copy each side of BTL. If you have a 256k expansionk it's in the 30s
... try pin 32 and ground". You will then spend 45 minutesYYfrying your drive a
nd your stepper motor will have thick black smoke pouring out of itYYas you wo
rk down from pin 32 and finally discover that it is pin 3, and the DDn,
you will be able toYYcopy a side in only one pass you can then use the "Recopy
from memory" option to writeYYanother copy of that side to a different disc
without having to read the original inYAagain. Perfect for PD librarians, swapp
ers, and otheIYMinterface will catch fire. 'Phone someone else instead or just u
se pot luck.MMr I Rate, Knaphill, Woking WA tip for PCW16 owners. Typing ANNETE
AM on the help page will reveal a secret message.WRichard Wildey, Londr parasite
s.A- / -YFDC code by the Equalizor of STS and the Lords of Justice. The rest
(memory management,YYpresentation, error-trapping and so on) by Doctor Fegg of
STS and the Lords of Justice.Y0Design by th N on' 5'If you wish to become a
member of WACCI, here is the easy way"1. Go and buy Protext and ROMDOS."72. Oh,
and get a pipe and cardigan while you're at it.7D3. Go and lie down for a little
while. 30 or 40 yeayway!). Get well soon!EO By the way, "you're an ambulance"
(chuckle) gets 'em every time. Later dude.OFeggy YA tip for PCW16 owners. If y
ou're fed up with the slow speed of the wordprocessor,YYincrease the clocrs
should do it.DY4. You are now Stamper Metcalfe. If at any time you utter the wo
rd "fuck" as a result ofY% this, you must go back to step 1.%O5. Go around say
ing "I didn't fight eight World Wars for you to etc etc etc.".OQMr Clive Dominoe
s, Bluebell k speed by pumping the mains frequency up to 8000V. This will not m
akeYYthe PCW any faster, but with any luck you can buy a nice new PC with the in
surance moneyY"you claim for the resulting fire."Brian Hayward, Brentwood8 Home
for the Terminally Out of a Job, East GrinsteadQ iA tip for PCW16 owners. Are
you searching for the "missing" vertical scroll-bar in ithe wordprocessor Her
e's one you can cut out and affix to y ...$8YWho says old sayings never tur
n out true Why, only this morning I ran over andY(flattened my next door
neighbour's cat.(Mr P Curiosity, London... ' YI our monitor. ##V ##,Biff L
awton, Brentwood ,V . ##.V ##iAvoid endless misery and possible suicide by
throwing awagree with Mr Curiosity (above). Whilst climbing recently, I rolle
d a stone down theYYside of the mountain and as it sped downhill it certainly
did not seem to be gatheringYYany moss. Unfortunately, the ensuing avalanche c
rushed 3 coach-loads of toay all of your New Order ##iKalbums and moving far,
far away from Oakham, Rutland.! ##KV ##/Doctor Bertram X Fegg GBH ##/V ##, #u
rists andY(several small villages. Lucky shot, eh(Doctor Bertram X Fegg, GBH
YDo you know what really makes me sick Drinking warm salty water and stick
ing my fingersYdown my throat!#,V ##eAvoid having your current address printed i
n BTL by not pissing off the editor. ##eV ##YChaRleyTroniC, Oakham, The Independ
ent People's Republic of Rutland Y8Miss Bill Aemic, Clwyd! !7A tip for PCW16 ow
ners. Take it back and get a refund.7Geoff Harper, KentMSAvoid having all of you
r teeth punched out by never calling STS a bunch of lamers.SClown,' $8LOh, an
d chuck out all of the REM shite as well. Michael Stipe is a fuckwit.LFeggyEWRig
ht, that does it. Fegg's current address is Flat 2, 15 High Str... ARGH!
W+AR GermanyAvoid drug addiction by ordering your heroin from JunkieStyle,
Bradford. Your Tcheque will be cashed immediately, but since your drugs won'
t be delivered for GHH! THUMP! CRUNCH! TWAT! SPANK! ()+* Oh God! Someone call m
e an ambulance!*CChaRleyTroniC, fading in and out of consciousness, Oakham, Rutl
andC2' *2ODear Richard (c/o Ward 10 - orthopaedic surgical -0 0three years an
d you won't be able to afford any more, we make it easy to kick the deeehabit.
In addition, all our Class A drugs are fitted with side-switches, unlike Rut
land Memorial Hospital),OY Sorry to hear about your near fatal accident the oth
er day. Tschh! For shame! BreakingYYboth kneecaps whilst typing up a BTL a
rticle. Carelessness, I shouldn't wonder.YERemember, careless talk costs live
s (yours, an N WWUWthose from some dealers we could mention.* HH0W.S 00000000.
BPhil Raver, Bradford 00Bbjective assessment of theYYmarket must come down to th
ese days. But no, we're going to spin it out by rambling onY6about MS800, 400K
/S, and other such quality programs.6KT Written by Dave Instone-Brewer of KDS S
oftware, ROMDOS hHm, must try it some time.Clown, Germany- /-YUpon moving
in, my new flatmate introduced herself as "lesbian" which pleased me no end.YYIm
agine my surprise, however, when I suggestad, for its time, someTT great feature
s. When installed in any ROM slot below 7, ROMDOS would replace allTT the calls
to the AMSDOS ROM with instructions to use the ROMDOS routinesTT instead
. Not that ROMDOS was a massive programming achievemed a mutual tuppence-licking
and she punchedYYme squarely in the tits. You see, it turns out that her name i
s actually Lesley Bian andYshe is totally heterosexual.Miss A Dyke, Leatherhead$
...8$YAvoid having your cusent, of course - takeTT the original AMSDOS cod
e, modify about 200 bytes to support double-sided formatsT3 (supporting up to 79
6k), and that was about it.3R Still, the ability to insert any 3.5" disc (whe
ther data format, ROMDOS 400kRT or 800k fotomers give you trouble over lost or
ders and smashed-up 6128 PlusYHmachines by simply moving to a different part of
the country each week.HXM + D, Quantum Copmuting, 15 High St, Lland... hang on,
we're not falling for that one.Xrmat, or what-have-you) into drive B and be a
ble to use it withoutTT having to set up any parameters was wonderful. For
those of us with ABBATT switches, it would have been quite nice to be able to
do the same with drive A,TT and ROMDOS'HERE ARE SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT DOS PR
OGRAMS 1. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY MS800 ANY MORE. 2. IN FACT, YOU NEVER H
AD TO BUY MS800. 3. PHIL CRAVEN IS PROBABLY EITHER DEAD OR ARRESTED BY
NOW. 4. NO WACCI MEMBERSCAN COMPLETELY UNDERSTANs incompatibility with m
ost non-ROM or BASIC-based programs (whichTT didn't initialise external ROMs)
was also irritating. At the time, though, itT) was by far the best system ava
ilable.)R RAMDOS, a RAM-based version which required reloading aD DOSSES, SO Y
OU CAN SELL THEM ANYTHING. Y ChaRleyTroniC YW is
a DOSser WXYSo, what is a DOS Dofter every system resetRT and took up a fairly m
assive chunk of memory, was released simultaneously, butTT the annoyance facto
r with any RAM-based system went against it. The other majorTT product to be ba
sed around ROMDOS was ROMDOS XL, a r you really need one Has the unstop
pable Crown of the even moreYYunstoppable BENG! written one which I can praise
to the heavens despite it being shite,Yin the hope that he'll send us the Bad M
ag source code Sorry - due to a mix-up withthe evamped version of theTT origin
al produced by Simon Cobb after Siren bought the rights to ROMDOS. The XLTT ver
sion sounded like a good idea in practise - add essential disc utilitiesTT
(such as a disc copier and formatter) to the otherwise uncfax machine, we have
accidentally printed the first sentence of a DOS feature byZKeith Woods whic
h somehow arrived on our desk. Apologies for any inconvenience. - CRTCZYGiven th
at we've started the article with a Trevor flavour, it'd be temptinghanged ROM,
and watchT the sales soar.R This rather relied on the disc utilities not bei
ng shit, however, so it wasRT bad luck when they turned out to be, er, shit.
A directory editor Yeah, goodTT idea. In addition, let's make it only ha to he
adlineYYthe article "Sex, Lies and CPC DOSses" for the DOS market has be
en riddled withYYmisleading advertising, ripped code and Quantum Computing. Anot
her inviting headline wasYY"Buy ParaDOS", which, to be honest, is pretty much w
hat any o N ndle 64 entries when ROMDOS discs areTT usually 128 or 256-entry
format - that'll screw the buggers up. Copier A niceTT slow one which can't co
pe with files larger than 40k and has difficulty evenTT with smaller ones sh
ould do the trick. format is being used, and your CPC can then recognise 400
k perTT side of a 3.5" disc - or, if you're using something smart like ROMDOS,
800k byTT automatically switching between both sides. Phil decided that this a
pproach wasTT fundamentally flaweAnd let's make the ROM-based formatTT routine
complete operations in about the same time as it would take to hunt outTT your
copy of Maxidos (a highly accomplished ROMDOS-compatible disc utility byTT K
evin McGaughey), load it from disc, and ford, and that a much more satisfactor
y means of operation wasTT to reset your computer, type B, type RUN"DISC to se
t up a format, and then beTN stuck in that format until next time you reset your
computer... and so on.NR Well, of course. I've onlymat a whole box of 3.5" di
scs. EvenTT when the rather embarrassing bug in the original release of XL had
been fixed -TT the sudden inability to auto-recognise formats (always ROMDOS's n
icest feature!)TT - CPC Attack!'s verdict, that ROMDOS XL was " been working o
n this program for 8 hours, so IRT don't mind resetting the computer and los
ing the code so that I can save theTJ code to drive B. Except I can't, becaus
e I've just reset the computer.JR MS800's disc utilities also deserve atoo li
miting for the average user",T held true.MT A look at the feature list for RODOS
would make anyone who hadn't used it drool.TT Auto-detection of formats, 32-ch
aracter mixed-case filenames, the ability toTT boot discs quick word. Boll
ocks (two syllables,R that's quite a quick word). - ROM versionT Phil Craven has
brainwave shock! All these people slagging MS800 off in favourTT of ROM-based
DOSses - it just won't do. So let's produce a Ron start-up, a new CLI to make
entering disc commands easier, a loadTT of RSXs to format, copy and edit dis
cs... brilliant stuff. There was also aTT companion disc available (RODOS Xtr
a) containing a number of disc utilities,TT none of whicOM-based version ofTT
MS800, which, er, types BRUN"DISC for you. Bloody hell, that's quite someT
programming feat.R Lesson 1 Missing the Point. (Next week, Lesson 2 Why A
vatar sells a DOSRT called MicroStyle-800, despite the fact h were particularl
y brilliant, but the point was that they wereT7 programmed in BASIC using t
he extra RODOS commands.7R Undeniably ambitious, undeniably well-programmed,
undeniably flawed. CruelRT though it seems to dismiss all this programthat A
vatar Has Nothing To Do WithT MicroStyle!)KicroStyle!) at joke was bought to
you by the Poor Recycming effort with one point, it mustTT be done any system
which reduces available workspace by 4k is liable to proveTT incompatible with
everything. Nice try Romantic Robot, but a foundation inT* reality can oc
casionally prove useful.*T OHERE ARE SOME MORE GOOD THINGS ABOUT DOSSES 5. REA
LLY CLEVER AUSTRALIAN PROGRAMMERS ARE HAPPY TO WRITE ACE ONES AND THEN NOT
GET PAID FOR THEM. 6. AS ARE SLIGHTLY BRIGHT BRITISH CODERS. 7. YOU DON
'T HAVE TO THINKUP IMAGINATIVE NAMES FORur cultural correspondent writes
Romantic Robot now make their livingT selling classical CDs.MT Our bestest f
riend Cuddly Phil Craven, not content with setting new standards inTT customer s
ervice, also tried his hand at THEM. 8. KRAUTS ARE SHIT AT WRITING THEM. Y
ChaRleyTroniC Y DOSses some more X/L ripping off, I'm
sorry, writing a DOS.TT MS800 was in no way based on original code by Colin H
arris and Ewen Flint, andT was dead good honest.R With any decent DOS, you put
a disc in, in some cases type a command to tellRT the computer what N T ...
from SD Microsystems, home of quality accounts software. Steve Denson decidedTT
to clone a DOS to sell with his disc drives shame the one he chose to emulateT
T was MS800, really. The name, by the way, stands for "400k per side". Tr
ueDOS (save RODOS, which doesn'tTT count) to auto-detect formats on both drives
, S-DOS came with a competent fileTT manager - much nicer than ROMDOS XL, which
was also around at the time - and theTT best CP/M support of any program yet,
offering T enough, I suppose. ET Written by Merlin J. Bond of Magicsoft, wh
o may or may not be better known asTT Serge Querne - Longshot of Logon System
- this did pretty much the same thing asTT MS800 or 400K/S. Four years eanot onl
y auto-detection underTT CP/M 2.2 but also, once you'd used a simple command to
hack the .EMS file, underT CP/M Plus.R Like the original version, S-DOS 2 funct
ioned as an extension ROM rather thanRT a complete AMSDOS replacement - so, ag
rlier. For free. Has the distinction of being theT only PD DOS around.MT Contra
ry to what you might have read in Amstrad Action, Xexor is not a DOS. ItTT is
a disc utility, and a damn fine one at that and what's more, iain, there
were no double-sided formats,TT but it was more compatible with third-party
programs than ROMDOS, and theTT extension programming deserves some sort o
f award for ingenuity and sheerTV bloodymindedness in itself. There's sot us
es aT% page-aligned lookup table (etc.).%R One relevant feature of Xexor, thoug
h, was the ability to write an image ofRT the disc ROM, modified to use 80 tr
acks and two disc sides for any disc insertedTT in drive B - or 40 tracks and t
wo dmething a bit fishy about all this... -VV Doctor Fegg Not a bad little DO
S, all told, and if we're lucky, rumours suggestVT it might even make its way
into the public domain before too long. RatzT HangmanIV isc sides, 80 tr
acks and one disc side inTT drive A, and so on. Although you had to POKE a
value into memory before youTT could get it to read standard discs again in t
hat drive, it was quite a niceTT feature. Xexor also bunged a few snagThis is
the DOS. This pisses over ROMDOS, S-DOS, RODOS, and MS800 (only just).VT It's
even better than FeggDOS, on the basis that it doesn't reformat discsTT wi
thout your knowledge, and it has never been known to print "No, I can't beTT
s on the sign-on message and barbied theT CP/M boot sector (etc.). IV Hangman
and I got bored one weekend. When you get bored, do you (a) go down theVX pub,
(b) watch the telly because Mark Thomas is on, or (c) write arsed" and refuse
to execute a B command. ParaDOS is, basically, shit hot, andTT it was written b
y Richard Wilson. Why do these two facts in combination notT surprise anyon
eR The facts. Auto-detection yes. Double-sided formats yes. Da DOS Hmmm. We
XV were young and innocent then. Well, ok, I was young and innocent then. Rob
hasV" never been young and innocent."R It were ok, but it weren't ace. A
couple of fairly basic commands forRT formatting, copying an' stuff, rives A
and BRT yes. Sits in ROM 7 and is consequently compatible with 100% of softwa
re yes.TT Uses no extra memory yes. Uses page-aligned lookup table yes. Prints
"bung aT8 few snags on the barbie, cobber" on startup almost.8R In additioand
the SDOS and NORMAL commands to set theTT custom formats up. You could use S
DOSA, too, to select it on drive A. NothingTT as fancy as auto-detection, doub
le-sided formats or anything like that, but as aTT basic DOS system with good co
mpan, it features the best file copier ever written for the AmstradRT (the f
astest, too), handy options for setting file attributes and the like, andTT is
still available from those fockin' nice chaps at ComSoft, even now thatTT
Quantum has gtibility (check out the RUN command), it beatT) everything at the
time except ROMDOS.) IV Ratz and Hangman must have got very bored, because t
hey then almost completelyVT rewrote S-DOS to make it shit hot. The first
N one under. BTL understands that Richard Wilson might even haveTK receiv
ed money for about two of the thousands of copies sold, too. Cor.K Here's what
some CPC authorities have said about ParaDOS.E Richard Wilson "Oh, for fack's s
ake, where's s been around since 1994, but nobody seems to have ever heard of
this CD. ProbablyYSbecause most CP/M users have no friends, which makes word-of
-mouth very difficult.SY The CP/M CD-ROM contains over 19,000 CP/M-related fil
es. As well as the thousandsmy facking cash"E Danny Heatley "Hey, I've just go
t this smart new car..."E Phil Craven "Can you pass the razor blade Snort, snor
t, snort."ER Rob Scott "ParaDOS... it isn't a load of toss" (to the tune of the
STS theme)R Peter Campbell " ofYYCP/M utilities you'd expect, the CD contains
emulators for Unix, DOS, and OS/2, so youYYshould have no trouble running them
from your PC. Disc transfer programs such as 22DISKYare also on the disc, so c
onversion between formats is possible. TOch, can you change the fockin' colou
rs"R Actually, it isn't possible to change the colours. Really. The colours are
setRT by control codes, and such was the crush for space in the ParaDOS ROM, th
e threeTT zeros necessary to set the background to bhere's also a CP/MLemulator
available for the Mac, which you can filch off the 'net. - CRTCLYMost of the fil
es are compressed in .LBR or .ARK format, but the DOS interface of the CDYYtakes
care of this. The interface is not the best I have used lack (ink 0, flashi
ng between 0 and 0)TT are encoded as two 32s - which have the same effect, bu
t 0 is treated as end-TT of-line. Consequently, changing the colours woul
d require serious codeT relocation, and there might not even be rooon a share
ware CD, butYYit's by no means poor. Through a series of cursor controlled text
menu screens, you canYYstep your way down directory levels until you find th
e program you are interested in.YYEach directory contains a file with a short
one-lim in the ROM. 'BT This one is complete wee-wee. It is called Windows '
95 because you need a P95TT and 95Mb of RAM for it to function vaguely compet
ently. It is at least betterTT than Windows 3.1, but then again, Chne descripti
on of most of the files,Ymaking the disc BBS-ready.Y Here lies my main gripe
with the CD. Almost a quarter of the files have noYYdescription, and w
ith a disc of 19,000 files I certainly don't fancy trawling though theYYlot to f
inris Eubank's willy has better file-handlingTG features than Windows 3.1, and i
s probably more user-friendly, too.G Our PC expert writes There is no such thin
g as a P95.O Our editor writes Yes, but there is such a thing as a P45. Here's
yours.d something that might or might not be useful. In fact, the practicalit
y ofYYthe description files tend to depend upon where the directories originat
ed. The entireYYCP/M collections of the FTP sites Simtel and Demon are containe
d (from 1994, rememberOC That joke was bought to you by the Poor Recycled Jokes
Service.C yours. That joke was bought to you by the Poor Recyc),YYas well as
CP/M bulletin boards and personal collections, making an awful lot ofYm
aterial in total.YIf you're interested in the programming side of CP/M, the
re are a few text files,YYassemblers, dissemblers and language compilers tWE
ASKED SOME PROMINENT WORLD FIGURES FOR THEIR OPINION OF CP/M. BILL C
LINTON "YAWN". TOM HANKS "ZZZZZ". DEMI MOORE WITH NO CLOTHES O
N "BORING". ANTHONY H WILSON "EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF FOR A KIP". AND WACCI'S
MR DOMINOhat will create Z80 CP/M-ready code.YYThere's also a fair amount of
source code included most of this is for the 8080YBprocessor, not the Z8
0, but conversion is by no means impossible.BY If you are a CP/M user with a PC
, this disc is a must.ES, CLIVE BELLABY "OH! OH! OOOOH! YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUS
E ME, I'VE JUST SHOT MY LOAD".N / Wild Thang reviews theNN / world
's most boring CDNXYIt' N However if CP/M is somethingYYyou
've always loathed, then it's unlikely you will have even reached the bottom of
thisYYreview - let alone consider even buying a CD-ROM full of the stuff. As th
e exciting nameYY(CP/M CD-ROM) suggests, that's what it is. I ore. So what's new
R Well, the most obvious is the code system. Wild West Seymour takes place ove
rRT four levels once you have completed one, you are given a 9 digit number
toTT access it again once you restart, thus saving you the hassl think yo
u'll know if you want it or not.Y4Another earth-shattering BTL conclusion. - CR
TC4BTL Rating YThe CP/M CD-ROM costs £20 and is availble in Britain from
MicroWorld, Pinewood Road,YYHordle, Lymington, Hants, S041 Oe of redoing oldTT
puzzles, and for those who get stuck on a particular level you can progress to
T& the next with some simple hacking!&R Each level is selected by walking into
one of the three doors on the firstRT screen the Game Genie then GN (01425
610699). Walnut Creek can be e-mailed inYAmerica directly on infocdrom.com,
for information on other suppliers or currentprices. prompts you to enter
the password which you sing outTT as you type it in. Each level is introduced
with a vertically scrolling messageTT which fills you in on the plot. A smal
l map of America is also shown withTT Seymour jumping up and down w Figure 1
. here he is in America. This is pointless but isTD nice to break up the ga
me, even if the scrolling is a bit jerky.DT The first level is set back in go
od ol' Lemmington is that where lemmingsTV live - CRTC Spa, giving all the Co
demaste It's like milking a cow, allegedly. rs staff a chance to get a ment
ionVT and the lucky ones their own sprite. Here you must collect all the tools t
o makeTT the film, as well as the stolen script, and leave them in the "Big
Red Bus",TT upon which you can drive off into the sunset0 qx to arrive at Phila
delphia to startT the film - and level two.R Obviously, not being a high profil
e star like Dizzy you have to buy, or make,RT your own ticket, so you must b
ounce around the town collecting objects andTT solving yet more pDESPITE THE
RATHER CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF SOME PEOPLE TOWARDS CPC ATTACK!, WE HAVE
ITTO THANK FOR A LOT OF THINGS. THIS ARTICLE, FOR ONE IT WAS ORIGINALLY IN
TENDED FOR ISSUE 7 OF ATTACK!, WHICHNEVER APPEARED. AA HAD A GREAT TIME CROWIN
G Ouzzles until you have acquired a ticket allowing you to boardTT the train. O
nce on the train level three starts, but the train stops. ElTT Bandito,
a ruthless bandit also known as the script thief who's being trying toTT stop y
ou throughoutVER ITS DEMISE ODD REALLY,BECAUSE FUTURE HAVEJUST LAUNCHED A NEWP
C GAMES MAGAZINE CALLED "PC ATTACK",WITH A REMARKABLY SIMILAR LOGO... INNIT
MARVELLOUS O by expert games-playerON the game, has hi-jacked the t
rain and brought it to aTT grinding halt. Seymour, a blob of many talents,
must turn his hand to trainTT driving but first the engine must be filled w
ith fuel & water. Nothing's everT* handed to you on a p and karter Wild Th
angNX5 (Codemasters)'5T Seymour, the squelchy young blob takes part in
his second film, with moreT puzzles to solve and new areas to expl N late in
this game!*R In the fourth and final level you've entered Indian territory
this is theRT main part of the film but the shortest level. The plot revo
lves around theTP discovery of a "strange crop" to smoke, allegedly tobacco (h
mp a large proportion of the road and must beT avoided.R On the other han
d, the police cars either chase you - but obviously can'tRT out-run the Fer
rari - or use their other defence which is to lie in wait andTT obstruct you
. Luckil) which youP5 must give to the Indian chief for his peace pipe.5T The ga
meplay is much the same as Seymour's antics in Hollywood, though this timeTT it
doesn't have an annoying maze making it even more playable and easy to getTT
into. The grapy your car is kitted out with the latest in police radarTT equ
ipment, which can tell you where and how far away any police cars may be.TT
Should you be driving too slowly past the police they will promptly arrest you,
TT more often than not thics are up to the usual cartoon standard, with
a specialT appearance by Codemasters' new pride and joy Game Genie.R Seymour h
as extra frames of animation for 128k owners to add to the alreadyRT beautifu
l animation, which is one of the hough they prefer just to get in your way, oft
en resultingTT in a large explosion and with a price of over £300,000 for each c
ar that's quiteT an explosion!R Not all collisions end in such time consuming d
isasters should you just clip aRT police reasons I prefer Seymour to Dizzy theTT
other is that Seymour hasn't been done to death - yet. Each level has
aTT different tune, each as good as each other, which plays along in the backgr
oundT1 throughout the game to add to the atmosphe car or lamp post you'll sur
vive. All this crashing doesn't cost youTT lives, but only valuable time. The
object of the game is to race though fourTT American states without being c
aught, all very well till you realise you onlyTE have 12re.1R The puzzles ar
e logical and simple with a few red herrings - only a few, mindRT you - to keep
you guessing, but the whole game won't keep you playing for tooTT long as it
's just too easy. The password system is an excellent idea but only minuets t
o do this in a musical driving game - CRTC.ER Sometimes you will come to forks
in the road take the correct one, shown byRT an arrow in the top right hand
corner of your screen, for the fastest route.TT Though forget about speedTT ma
kes the game easier. That's not to say the game is not worth getting,TA
especially if you're not an experienced Dizzy/Seymour player.A Graphics
Sound ! Gameplay ! ing round the bends at the top speed of 327 Km/hour,
TT you have to slow down. For some unexplained reason (well, a bug is a good eno
ughTT explanation), sometimes when you crash on one of the side roads you can ge
t intoTT a situation where you rep BTL Rating ( (Fox Hits)4(T Released o
riginally by Titus when Ferrari had just launched their latest car,TT the Fer
rari F40 which can reach speeds of over 200 miles per hour and was builtTT to c
eeatedly explode till you run out of time - veryT) annoying when you're n
earing the end.)T The graphics are of a high standard, with different backgr
ounds for the fourTT states and lots of neat effects, such as the clouds of sm
okes thatlebrate Ferrari's 40th birthday - hence the name. Crazy Cars 2 gives y
ou aT chance to drive or crash this dream machine across America.R Unfortunatel
y it's not your car you've stolen it, which considering the F40RT is not the m
ost inconspicuous appear fromTT the tyres as you accelerate. If you decide to
take the short cut across theTT grass you kick up the green grass behind yo
u, but don't stay on there for tooTT long or you'll be told off and then late
r explode. But without dou of vehicles on the road was not such a good idea,TT
as the police are immediately hot on your trail. As well as chasing you, they'v
eTT set up various road blocks along the way to stop you. These road blocks cons
istsTT of two barriers which take u N bt the bestTT effect is the spin, when
you decelerate quickly or slip into low gear from topTT speed you are sent in
to a uncontrollable 360 degree skid. Sound is the usualTT drone as in most r
acing games, though the police sirens which get louownY Amstrad CPC. 2 (Bubbl
e Bus)*2T This is not the best version of Invaders produced for the CPC, but s
eeing thatTT Richard Wilson's version is not available to the general public,
this is justTT about theder as theT' cops get closer are an added bonus.'R The
speed is nothing special, but enough to keep you interested at first. TheRT wh
ole game, really, is a bit too monotonous to warrant much long term interest.TV
The Mac version is really good, next best thing. If you've been living in Nepal
for the last 18 years,T the plot goes like this... Aliens are invading the ear
th, and you have to shoot them.R The aliens come in waves, moving from left to
right. The more you shoot, theRT qui but incredibly easy. - CRTC Like we re
allyV) wanted to know that. - Doctor Fegg) Graphics Sound ! Gameplay
!! BTL Rating !% abbbbbbbbbbbbbcddddfcker they get. You occasionally get
the chance for extra points by shootingTT motherships which fly above the main
pack. When all the aliens are cleared, youT get the next lot.R Sound difficul
t It's not. You've unlimited ammunition, but onAKIRA IS AN OLD GITWHO EVEN
REMEMBERS THE 1980S. HE ALSO REMEMBERS THE ARCADE GAMES OF THETIME. YEAH, '
80S NOSTALGIA IS HERE SO PUT ON THAT BLUR CD, GO OUT ANDBUY A VESPA SCOOT
ERAND LOAD UP SOME OFTHESE CLASSICS. 9 ly 3 lives.RT Don't despair though yo
u can hide from alien bullets behind the buildings onTE the ground and even s
hoot through them if you're feeling chicken.ER This version is mega quick. An e
xperienced blaster can get through a wave ofRT al Akira takes a trip9 down
memory lane...XYHas the latest multilevel, multiload game got you down Fed
up to the point of tearsYYwith countless Dizzy games Do you want to strangle
Elmar Kriegeiens in less than a minute. Unfortunately the speed of the ga
me can makeTT things a bit difficult for those with less ability. Let's face i
t though, thisTT game was always originally the benchmark by which your gamepl
aying ability wasTL judr with a garotte andYYfeed his body to seagulls If the a
nswer to any of these question is "yes", then maybeYYit's about time you got ba
ck to basics a little. No, I don't mean John Major's insaneYYVictorian values
campaign I mean that maybe it's tiged. If you can't manage Space Invaders, yo
u may as well give up now.LR As Invaders clones go, this has got to be one of t
he better ones. Seeing as itRT comes with Axiens and Muncher for less than a bl
ue beer token, it's pretty goodT value. ! Gme you jumped in your Tardis, andYY
dug out those classic games that were around before some of you young whipper
snappersYwere even born.Y After a recent rampage around The Executioner's
massive collection of cracks, itYYstruck me that the gameraphics ! Sound
Gameplay BTL Rating 0 (Bubble Bus),0T Seeing as the name Pac-Man is
a trademark, subsequent computer clones hs I enjoyed playing the most were th
e classic arcade games thatYYI remember from my misspent youth. In those days I
was a regular visitor to the arcades,YYbefore the days of Sega, Nintendo, Neo
Geo and so on, and my home computer was theYYclassic Tave beenTT dubbed "Mun
cher". The basic idea is to chomp your way around the maze and eatTT little d
ots. Avoid the nasties, or eat power pills and turn the tables on them.T Simpl
e stuff, but great fun. R Progress is difficult at first, but it oexas TI99-4A.
The favourite games of the day were Galaxians, Defender, Pacman,YYZaxxon, Mr D
o, Q-Bert and of course the perennial Space Invaders. Of course, computerYYve
rsions of these games were available, for the machines of the day and for our ve
ry N nly takes a few games to get the hangRT of it and it
shouldn't be too long before you can easily progress four or fiveTT levels in
one game. As levels progress the meanies get faster and more clever,TC making
it difficult to avoid them and get t aliens are, and where they are up to th
eir kidnappingTT antics. To rescue the humans you must shoot the aliens which a
re carrying them.TT The humans will then fall. Be careful though, if they fall t
oo far, they'll die.TT Luckily you can catch to those power pills.CR This versi
on is one of the few I have seen on the CPC. It is better by milesRS than the
PD offerings available, and above average for the commercial releases.S! Graphic
s ! Sound !hem on your ship and return them to earth. If an alienTT get
s to the top of the screen with one of your chums, the nasty piece of workTT
will turn into a fast moving, suicidal mutant who will home in on you and do its
T" best to blast you to obl Gameplay !! BTL Rating !. (Bubble Bus)..T Wh
ile Classic Invaders and Muncher are top-notch versions, this one is a bit ofTT
a let-down. The plot is as simple as thivion."R In later levels you get
other sorts of aliens such as bombers, who leave aRV trail of deadly bombs o
dd that - CRTC. By far the worst, though, are theVT swarmers. These are le
t loose when you shoot their pod, and must be despae others. In fact it's j
ust likeTT Invaders, but the aliens take suicidal dives at you. Herein lies t
he problem.TT The diving aliens are so quick it is damned difficult to avoid
them. This isTT particularly confounded by the problem that ytchedT% quickly t
o avoid an untimely end.%R The graphics are functional and the scrolling is
fast. Although the game isRT fairly difficult, practice leads to progress. If
you get too stressed, though,T why not go on a maniac spree and shoot aour space
craft has all the agilityT of a crippled snail on dope. R The crux of the matt
er is that no matter how good a player you are, it is justRT impossible to avoi
d taking hits. This, of course, makes it difficult toTT progress. Anothe
ll the humansR This is the only CPC version I have seen, and I'm willing to
say that it isRT not the best version I've seen. In fact the version I had call
ed Gauntlet on myTT Acorn Electron was far superior. However this version is ex
tremely pr annoying feature is when you have just started one of your newTT live
s, you have to wait for what seems like an eternity for the ship to 'powerT3 u
p'. During this time it is impossible to move.3R Give this game five minutes of
your time, and slayable andT' addictive. A top class game indeed.'! Graphics
! Sound Gameplay BTL Rating / # (Ocean)9#T I know it seems a
lmostoon you will be throwing theR) disc against the wall in frustration.)! Grap
hics ! Sound Gameplay BTL Rating * (Alligata)2*T sacreligio
us to say that Acorn Electron games were betterTT than some of the CPC versions
of these arcade classics, but I'm afraid it'sTT true. On the Acorn a firm b
y the name of Micropower made some excellent games,TT many of which were thi
Now this is more like it. Williams' Defender game was my all-time favourite in
TT the arcades in the early eighties. The aliens in this game are even m
oreTT cunning. They are intent on kidnapping earthlings. These earthlin
gs areTTnly disguised ripoffs of patented arcade games. TheirTT version of N
intendo's Donkey Kong was called Killer Gorilla. Unfortunately theT2 official
license by Ocean pales in comparison.2R Now I'm not saying that this game is
crap. Far from i scattered about the scrolling mountain landscape. Your mi
ssion is to stop theT aliens before they grab all your buddies and carry them of
f.R The top of the screen is taken up with your long range scanner. From this
youRT can work out where the N t in fact, it's justRT that there are a few ann
oying things about the sprite detection that will driveT you up the wall.R The
idea of the game is that a gorilla has kidnapped your babe. The police areRV al
l busy eating doughnuts I know the feeIF BTL'S YEARLY DOSE OF LIBEL ISN'TENOU
GH FOR YOU, HERE ARE THREE ALTERNATIVES YOU COULD PERUSE. L Cu
chulainn takes a look at theLO latest English-lanling - CRTC and it's up to
you to saveVT her. This was one of the first platform games ever written, and
it's still oneTT of the best. You have to avoid the fireballs, barrels, custard
pies and so on byTT jumping over them. If you are lucky you guage disczinesOXYE
ven if you don't speak French or German, the disc fanzine world has a lot to off
er you.YYFrom a quiet start a few years ago, these septic Isles have sprouted
English-languageYYdisc fanzines a-plenty most notably, Amstrad Us can grab
a hammer and smash them forT extra points.R There are only four real levels,
but after you've completed the fourth, theRT first one starts again with adde
d difficulty. Progress is easily made and youTO should be getting onto theer
(the long-running Irish fanzineYYedited by Paul Gargan and Brian Leahy), Donu
t Mag (Tom Dean's successor to his popularYYImpact!), and Nicholas Campbell's n
ew Otto. Nicholas has put a lot of work into Otto,YYwhich has now merged (aft
er several is fourth level by about your fourth or fifth game.O! Graphics !
Sound ! Gameplay !! BTL Rating !/ (Micro Power)-/T Turning up,sues) w
ith Jonty's After Dark. However, since bothYYAmstrad User and Donut Mag appear a
lmost as sporadically as BTL, we thought it'd only beYYfair to compare three iss
ues which appeared at roughly the same time issue 7 of AU, andY-the first issues
of both as it did, unexpectedly on an old 5.25" disc that I thought I'dTM
lost, I couldn't help but review this variation on the Donkey Kong theme.MR Ide
ntical in plot and layout of the levels, the only way you can really tellRT th
at this is not in Donut Mag and Otto.-YAU is double-sided, the other two takin
g up one side of a disc each. You have to pay forYYAU - bizarrely, it ain't PD -
but, as of issue 8, it will reportedly join the ranks ofY(the free. I should
bloody hope so, too.( fact Ocean's Donkey Kong is through the graphics a
ndTT gameplay. The sprites are a little more basic than Ocean's version. However
thisTT is more than made up for in the fact that the sprite collision detectio
n is farTT better. It doesn't takT As with everything else in Donut Mag, Tom
Dean's treatment of matters CPC isTT lively, opinionated, and unique. It's t
he most szene-centred of the threeTT fanzines on test, with Tom even writing
in a slightly awkware monumental feats of abstracted mathematics mated withT
T lightning reactions to be able to jump the barrels in this game, unlike t
heT Ocean version.R Sound is basic apart from the little ditties at the beginn
ing and end of eachRT level.d Germlish style forT maximum effect - although I su
spect this is accidental.R There's scene news, charts, a brief plug for the
Eurostrad PD Club, and aRT commendable slag-off of David Crookes and Keith Wo
ods. Malfunction's ubiquitousTT cod Hardly amazing stuff, but the beauty of the
se games is the simplicity ofT the addictive gameplay.! Graphics ! Sound
! Gameplay !! BTL Rating !HMore classiing column makes an appearance in
the form of "(Pretty) Advanced Basic"TT (slightly inaccurate in places, but
useful nonetheless), while Tom pipes up withT4 a comical guide to Killing And H
arming Your CPC.4R In keeping with the scene theme, thec games next issue. Prob
ably. Maybe. Doubtful really. Never.H)df More classic games next issue. Pro
bably. Maybe. Do N re are good demo and disc fanzine reviews.RT The PD reviews
are ok, but surely a program like Ghoul's Writer deserves moreTT than five l
ines Games coverage is impressive, with three decent reviews and aT handy chea
ts section.R Not a fanzinecking is a bit of a sore point with the AU team. T
here's a moan about theRT Multiface having ruined the art of hacking, which is b
latantly untrue - have youTT ever tried to find a poke armed only with the Mul
tiface toolkit Not easy. AndTL by th for the techies, then, but (were it mo
re frequent) a usefulR1 source of CPC scene news, views, and reviews.1T You migh
t think that Amstrad User, being a double-sided fanzine, is liable to beTT packe
d to the gills with CPC info. Wrong. There e way, "Anti-Multiface" is not an an
ti-Multiface protection system.LR There's a copy of B-ASIC on the "cover di
sc", which is great for non-PlusRT owners - and Plus owners probably have it
already. Oh, and just rip off CRTC'sTT instruction fileare only eight articles (
ten ifTT you count the back issues list and "cover disc" descriptions), and th
ey're notT even particularly long.R For the most part, they're about the CPC
in the sense of being about AmstradRT User an unilluminating for an article, wh
y not Adding inane comments like "You canTT only scroll right, once. Sad comm
and this". Er, you've missed the point aboutT hardware scrolling...T Back to
the real world. Otto is pretty good on news, taking a less scereaders' surve
y, details of their new writer, commentsTT on their review in AA, and a really
shite article on a day in the life of BrianTT Leahy's 6128. Amusingly, they s
eem obsessed with proving that they're betterT' than BTL (see Backlash ne-led
TT perspective than Donut Mag we learn that BTL 2 is out, that Campursoft ha
veTT released several DES utilities, and that Sheepsoft and AA have closed
. HisTT sniping at the quality of the AA covertape is a bit rich, though, given
thfor more).'R The news section continues this theme, with moaning about AA's
page cut (it'sRT that old) and the details on Amsof and The Vault's closure th
e only interestingTT CPC content. Things get better with the reviews, with well-
written appraiat heTM doesn't mention his below-average type-ins printed in thos
e very pages...MR Otto's strongest suit, though, is its reviews section. T
here are loads ofRT them, with Xexor, SimCity, BTL, 8-Bit, Hard Drivin', TUSS
, and the PD utilityTT sals ofTT Megablasters, Turrican II, and Prince of the
Yolkfolk - although do we reallyTO need a review of the 12 Amsoft games bundled
with CPCs all those years agoOR Malfunction crops up again here, with a helpfu
l explanation of the workings ofROverscan a few of the many programs covered. T
hey're all well-written, with theTT Ghoul's Writer test being a shining example
of how fanzine articles ought to beTT done. With a reasonably impressive page
of cheats, Otto scores highly in thisT aT the Video Gate Array. Techie stuff i
s otherwise limited to a basic point aboutTT relocatable code and a long-winde
d "flashing cursor" routine, with a review ofTT Hugo Cornwall's "Hacker's Hand
book" to finish off - again, not exactly up-to-TTrea." Donut Mag "% Amstra
d User % Otto % 7%T Donut Mag, it has to be said, is absolutely hilarious
. Aside from the guide toTT Killing And the-minute stuff. The rather imbecilic p
oint is made here that "the amount ofTT info is staggering for the novice". (
a) No it isn't. (b) Would you rather getTT less for your money And (c) if you
can't get the hang of the Hacker's Handbook,TT Harming Your CPC which we've
already noticed, it specialises inTT short stories and other bizarre articles
with minimal CPC relevance. A few missTT the mark, notably Macbeth, Taxidermist
Eater, and the Bore Team. But the Book ofTT Lies, the Do you can forget about b
eing able to hack. As for describing it as "a completeTT waste of time for t
hose who don't have access to comms equipment, or enoughTQ money to pay the
phone bill" - don't let's state the fucking obvious, lads...QR Ha N nut Mag
Credit Card, the Serious Lard Squad, and (best of all) theTT rules for the ima
ginary game of Kabaddi are so imaginative and tongue-in-cheekT that you'll be
reading them again and again. Wonderful. Amstrad User, on the other hand, hasl-d
esigned, if simple Nicholas has sensibly realised his limitationsTT as a program
mer, and implemented an unobtrusive MODE 2 text-only scrollingTT system. S
imilarly, the impressive number of articles and bundled programs leavesTT no roo
m for a few poor jokes...T ...while Otto doesn't have any. Nicholas Campbell
boasts about his A* in GCSETT Maths, and there's an X Files-like article about
UFOs all fine and dandy, butTT nothing you've not seen a thousand times befo
re. Oh yes, an intro above a rather sad credits sequence ("Programming NicholasT
T Campbell. Articles Nicholas Campbell. Catering Nicholas Campbell", and so on).
TT There's no music, which perhaps explains why Otto is 64k-compatible (hooray
).T8 And the standand Nicholas mentionsTV that he's expecting to be the subjec
t of an Exposed! article in BTL 3. NotV quite...! Donut Mag !# Amstrad Use
r # Otto ard of English is absolutely faultless.8" Donut Mag "% Amstrad U
ser % Otto IT Despite its anarchic appearance, there's a lot of interes
t in Donut Mag - T Donut Mag tries to compete with the best of the Continental
disczines, and failsTT - but the Malfunction/Slice code isn't bad, even so. I
t's quite sluggish, andTT there are one or two annoying bugs but despite th
e tatty (sorry, anaTT characterful fanzine which is, above all, enjoyable to r
ead. For those with anTJ interest in the scene and offbeat humour, it comes high
ly recommended.JT You need a reason not to wipe a fanzine off your disc, let a
lone to pay a quidTT forarchic)TT layout, the ace graphics give it a lift, a
nd the multi-styled text is nice.TM Shame there's no music, though - and does i
t really need to be 128k onlyMV For all their harsh words, Amstrad User looks
very much like a poor man's B it. Amstrad User is quite well-coded - although
nothing on BTL or the bestTT of the European fanzines - but save Malfunction's
coding column and a few gamesT( reviews, utterly devoid of interest.(T Otto make
s a surprisingly good impression. It TL.VT That message-writer at the top right.
.. icons at the bottom... power meters atTT the top left... now where have I s
een that before If they're going to criticiseTT our print routine, they'd also
do well to make theirs something better th could perhaps do with being a bit
TT less inoffensive - you don't remember much after 10 minutes - but with hi
gh-TT quality bundled PD, excellent reviews, and a well-organised, usable l
oadingTT system, it's a promising start. Hopefully, it anTG shit you have to lo
ad a separate program. I mean, for fuck's sake.GR Again, it's needlessly restri
cted to 128k machines the side-switching canRV also get on your tits when y
ou have to flip the disc before and after eachVT article will gain confiden
ce and a styleT' of its own with forthcoming issues.'" Donut Mag "% Amstrad Us
er % Otto *bcddddf $$ r&. There's a Soundtrakker tune for each article, al
though we've heard themTT all before, and a fun (if brief) intro. The menu is p
ointer-driven, but this isTT just showing off - it achieves nothing that a
"press the relevant key" pageT7 wouldn'tAS PART OF OUR TRANSFORMATION INTOA
STYLE MAGAZINE, WE'RE GRADUALLY INCREASING THE CD SECTION. NEXT MONTHEXPECT
REVIEWS BY BARNEY RUBBLE DECONSTRUCTING THE COMPLETE WORKS OF JIM STEINM
AN IN A 20TH CENTURY CULTURAL CONTEXT, WILD THAN, and is decidedly more
awkward to operate.7R Articles are laid out reasonably well, with embedded grap
hics and double-widthRT text. Disappointingly, the standard of English is well
below that of Donut MagT and (especially) Otto.T Otto is wel N G'S REVIEWOF T
HE CLASSIC MOUTH MUSIC TRACK "MILKING THE COW", AND KNUTSCHFLECK EXPLAINI
NG WHY NO GOOD MUSIC HAS EVER, EVER COME FROM GERMANY. ChaRley
TroniC, Jack Hughes, and Akisame time (strange how fascinating and weird go
together soTT well). The music is similar. Half the tracks aren't much co
p (i.e. I can'tTJ remember what they're like at all) but the others are nifty
I guess.JR The first 13 tracks are writtera spin the (non-3") discsX( (Senser
)4Akira(T Following Nine Inch Nails and Rage Against The Machine there has been
an upsurgeTT in the popularity of bands who meld modern electronic music with
heavy guitarT( basedn by a proper composer, three or four of whichRT are exce
llent, plus you get five by individual singers/groups, not very modernTT stuff
, but a mixture of styles, so these work well. I can't give it a scoreTT wi
thout knowing what "the origina rock. Senser is one such band.(R I first heard
of this band on a friend's copy of a Peel Session they didRT around 18 mon
ths ago. Impressed I was, in fact so much that I bought their debutT- album Stac
ked Up the day it was released.-R Startil ABC event series soundtrack" means,
becauseT6 this will obviously affect the outcome not at all.6* (The Grid)2Palm
Coding*T It's got a baby on the front cover, which must have something to do
with theTT title I guess. "Sng off, the first tune sounds well ravey in a Sha
menistic sort of way.RT While it builds you up to expect bleeps and boops. Wr
ong, you are about to beTT hit by the most brutal guitars this side of Metallic
a's Black album. And thuslyT3 does the wamp Thing" is of course the only dece
nt track on the album.TT Maybe that's a bit unfair, the rest aren't bad, they ju
st don't stand out enoughTT to be released as singles (didn't stop the Grid thou
gh). It's a shame that theirTT follow-up single tfirst track "States of Mind" co
mmence.3R Vocal style throughout the album is rapped in a forceful manner, but
not quiteRT in the Gangsta style - it's too British for that. Lyrics are also pe
rtinent moreTT to a British audience. There's a lot of o "Swamp Thing" was
"Rollercoaster" (particularly boring apartTT from the very start) instead of th
e new but commercially unsuccessful "Diablo"T$ which is a hundred times better.
$R Definitely not worth getting now that Music for Dancing is in the politics
in here of the Marxo-TT ethnomethodological type that has gained favour i
n the '90s and it blends inTT well. It is a well known adage in the literar
y world that poetry and politicsTT rarely mix, poetry and propaganda never. Thi
sshops - theRT Grid's equivalent of a Greatest Hits compilation, except th
at they're allTT supposed to be remixes (but when the same song appears twice,
one is a remix andTT the other is the original under a longer name). Anyway, th
e Grid have walks the fine line between bothTT and actually manages to carry i
t off. Whereas Rage Against the Machine forceTT revolutionary socialist polit
ics down your throat, Senser are content to let youTV take it or leave it. A bi-
planar political me never hadTT any great hits, possibly because they spend t
oo long adding effects to a trackTE and not long enough finding a good tune or
base for said effects.ER Same as The Orb - tracks have millions of samples, bu
t that's all. They couldRT jusssage. What the fuck are you onV about - Doctor F
eggR Stand out tracks include the forceful "Eject", "What's Going On" and
"NoRG Comply". The excellently funky rap of "Age of Panic" is also a gem.G! BTL
Rating !t as easy have collected the samples into computer memory and w
ritten aTT program to randomly play them - tada! "Let's call it Orbus Terraru
m!" "What'sTP that mean then, mate" "Nothing, really." "Aah, I see, quite approp
riate..."P Evolve !Palm CodingT This is the original ABC event series sound
track apparently, which doesn't meanTT a thing to me. All I know is that
the TV series was bloody weird, butTT fascinating at the N r ( Music f
or Dancing ($ Orbus Terrarum $6 - anything&Palm Coding6T Mike Oldfield pla
ys all the instruments himself, mainly because he's too stingyTT to of their re
cords. Anyway, "Made ofT0 Stone" was great the first time 'round, too.0! BTL Rat
ing !4 (Atlantic Ocean)(Palm Coding4T The scenario I'm standing in Spinadisc (
look, I was short of cash, ok) apay better musicians to play them. CRTC will n
o doubt agree when I sum up myTT opinion on Mike Oldfield's music with "why p
ay £12.99 for a sedative". TheTT only possible exception is the dance version
and the re-constructed version ofTT Tubund ITT had a choice between Aphex Twin
and Atlantic Ocean. And yes, as usual, I choseTT the wrong one. Which I reali
sed as soon as I read the inside casing and foundTT out Atlantic Ocean were t
wo foreign blokes (if it's not from Britain or Amelar Bells, both in which som
ething actually happens (hurrah!), but neitherTH of which I can get hold of on
CD, so again - no score, just opinion.H (the Bluetones)"CRTCT Common knowled
ge has it that this albumricaTT you know straight away it's probably crap) from
the same country as 2 UnlimitedT$ (you know it's definitely crap).$R Like 2 Un
limited the first single is reasonable (good even) but the rest ofRT the albu
m - it manages to go beyond e is the second first Stone Roses album,TT if
you get what I mean. This may have something to do with the fact thatTT
"Bluetonic" is basically "Made of Stone", and "Vampire" isn't too far off a poo
rT attempt on "Waterfall".R But "Vampireven 2 Unlimited territory. It's thatT
bad." BTL Rating " (Electronic)!CRTCT Sorry, folks, but Electronic are ne
ver going to produce a Great Lost New OrderTT Album. Bernard Sum" is in fact t
he only dud track on this album, and there's so muchRT good stuff elsewhere it'd
be churlish to complain. From single-of-the-year-so-TT far, "Slight Return",
to the introverted "Putting Out Fires" (Caroline LavelleTT on 'cello - fulner'
s input is all very well, but without the contributions ofTT Peter 'mad Viking'
Hook on bass and Bananarama (sorry, the Other Two) on drumsT+ and keyboards, i
t wouldn't be the same.+R Instead, there's Johnny Marr's Smiths legacy, a d
amn sigl marks), this is the best non-Britpop Britpop album yet. MarkTT Morri
ss is a remarkably talented vocalist, and guitarist Adam Devlin'sTT ad
venturous work on the breathtaking closer "Time and Again" shouldn't beT
missed.R Whatht more pronouncedRT here than it was in the "supergroup"'s de
but - together with house, soul,TT swingbeat, and Britpop influences. Just
what you'd hope for from an albumTT released in 1996. So the opener and
first single, "Forbi the fuck does Britpop mean, anyway Oasis, who w
rite damn good,RT universally accessible "classic" songs, but are never go
ing to come up withTV anything as beautiful as half the tracks on this album
The detached angle ofVT Blur dden City", is aTT deceptively catchy guitar-driv
en number come track 3, "Dark Angel", and it'sTT full-on dancepop time with D
enise Johnson belting her lungs out in true soulTT diva fashion. Track 6, "S
econd Nature", actually swings - handclor (even) Pulp, whose comedy attempts to
sneer at the middle classes can'tTT ever approach the emotional involvement of,
say, "Talking to Clarry" (yeah, allTT workers together, particularly those
who live in million-quid houses, heyTT Albarnaps and all andTT it goes on de
lightfully swaying from one style to another until the 13th andTT final trac
k, "Time Can Tell", a delirious, shoulder-shrugging pop song with thatT, unmista
kable Sumner sense of melancholy.,T There's nothing here) The Bluetones are a
British indie guitar band. They've released anT/ album in 1996. But no, they'
re not Britpop./R It's not quite up with the Roses' proper second album, Secon
d Coming, but notRT even Oasis have matched this debut with any N which
quite attains the heights of the first albumTT ("Idiot Country", "Feel Eve
ry Beat"), but even so, Raise the Pressure isTT consistently pleasing mor
e beguiling and charming than Britpop can ever be, yetTT more directly affectis
equally well./T As with all good action movies, there are some witty one-liners
and prop setupsTT - watch out for the Harrier jump-jet. Curtis makes an excelle
nt flim, and shinesT all on her own.R In the end, all the bad guys are dead
thng than you'd expect from an 'intellectual' band. Now aboutT that lost New Or
der album... # BTL Rating #- .../CRTC-N Eliza Carthy Heat, Light and Sound
Britfolk with attitude (phwooae good old US of A is saved andRT Sexyknickers
saves his wife and daughter, going on to lead a full life and danceTT the tango
to the flim's credits. Good choreography, good jokes, good specialTT effects
, but you won't come out of the livinr!)NH the Chemical Brothers Live at the
Social a mix album at its bestHB Happy Mondays Loads - the Best Of all the baggy
classicsB6 Kula Shaker K psychedelic, beat-driven indie6F REM New Adventures in
Hi-Fi dark, introspective, g room thinking you have seen aTT particularly pla
usible plot - even Star Trek Generations seems realistic inT comparison.R
Nonetheless, it's all good fun, and if you're a fan of Curtis's gyrating bodyRT
in not much more than her skimpy bimaginative..FG Shooglenifty A Whisky Kiss o
rganic and adventurous folk-danceGG Underworld Second Toughest... fucked-up, chu
rned-up, and evilGs( organic and adventurous folk-dance Underworld Selack
underwear, then this is the flim for you.TO Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jam
ie Lee Curtis, Art Malik, Tia CarrereO Plot Acting Casting Direction
!IN A BIT OF A DEPARTURE FOR BTL, WE PRESENT SOME WELL-INFORMED (HA!)FLI
M REVIEWS. FLIMS, OF COURSE, ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS EXCITING AS CDS, BU
T YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO WHEN YOU'VE BOUGHT THE WHOLE OFHMV, OUR PR
ICE AND ANDY'S RE BTL Rating !" (12)Merline"T Maverick, as I am sure any no
n-anorak non-trainspotting non-moron will knowTV ooops - CRTC, is about Mel Gi
bson playing poker in a western. He rides intoVN town onCORDS... G Merlin
e and ChaRleyTroniC switch fromGD a 13" monitor to the big screen...DX$ (1
5)8Merline$T James Cameron directed Aliens and Terminator 2, so a donkey, af
ter nearly being hung - saved only by a broken branch.NR His mission is to get
$25 000 so that he can enter the Missisippi PokerRT Tournament, and stand
a chance of winning half a million. Along the way, heTT meets Jodie Fostyo
u can guess what sort ofTT flim this is going to be - especially with
a star list as long asT Schwarzenegger's name.R The basic plot is that Mid
dle Eastern terrorists are going to nuke America,RT and only Schwarzeknickers
can er, who's equipped with a half-plausible southern drawl. SheTT robs him
, he gets her back, she gets him back, and so on and so forth. GarnerTT plays
Sheriff something-or-other, who is policing the poker event. There areTT pl
ot twists all tsave the entire world (everybody gasp in the shockTT horror that
this is in fact an entirly original plot). Schwarzenegger playsTT special a
gent Harry Tasker, whose talent seems to be going around killing peopleTT - but,
as he protests to his wihrough this flim, so you never really know what to exp
ect nextTT - or whether they are going to turn up to championships alive, let al
one at all.TT James Garner was Maverick in the original TV series, and he plays
well in this.TT Among many cameofe Helen (played by Curtis), "they were all bad
".TV Art Malik and Tia Carrere - Cassandra from Wayne's World you mean the one
whoVV can't act - CRTC - provide the evil sadistic bits, and Tom Arnold and
BillV/ Paxton pull off the good guy N appearances - just keep your eyes
open - is one from DannyTT Glover (who played alongside Gibson in the excel
lent Lethal Weapon trilogy)TT probably the funniest part, and the flim is wo
rth watching if only for thisTT scene. Foster pla it's just that he made it so
depressingly sad that you have toTT laugh at it. When is this guy going to le
arn that he should keep a machine gunT$ by his belly, not a rubber bump$R You c
ould do a lot worse things with £2.50, I suppose. One of ys her part well, bu
t she seems to have built her reputation upTT around tricky parts and playing to
ugh women (as in Silence Of The Lambs) - soTT it's a little hard to digest he
r as a dizzy blonde. If Goldie Hawn had been tenTP years younger, shethem would
beR5 buying BTL... Or some Slimfast Shakes - CRTC5C Starring Arnold Schwarzeneg
ger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson,C Frank Langella Plot Acting Casting !
would have been perfect she can't act, either - CRTC.PR In general, this is a v
ery funny flim, and one I'd especially recommend forR# family viewing again a
nd again.#D Starring Mel Gibson, James Garner, Jodie Foster, James CoburnD P Dir
ection !# BTL Rating #C' CRTCCT Since BTL 3 has taken longer to
develop than Nicholas Campbell's programmingTT talent, half of these fllot A
cting Casting ! Direction ! BTL Rating (PG)MerlineT We've got to fac
e facts here, Arnold Longaustrianname can ims are probably out on video alr
eady. Hell, hire them,TT then. You miss out on the ace Bacardi advert (Sabre
s of Paradise music, ReefTT Radio, playing cards, red roses, you know the one) a
nd the Pearl and Dean music,T1 admittedly, but at least not act. He shouldTT sti
ck to action movies in which he practically undresses all the time (bar a fewTT
guns, magazine belts, grenade holders and the like), then goes and blows up the
TT bad guys, throwing in the odd punchline for effect. This is whathe Pepsi's ch
eaper.1 TrainspottingP Faultlessly and imaginatively directed, a gripping p
lot, and superblyPP acted (especially Robert Carlyle as Begbie) - and the so
undtrack's ace.P! The best British flim ever.! Cart the guy startedTM out in, i
t's what he seems to be good at, and is what he should stick to.MR Emma Thompso
n, on the other hand, can act. She plays the eccentric EnglishRT scientist v
ery well, and steals the flim. Let's hope she doesn't bringtonP A period
drama starring Emma Thompson which somehow manages to be so muchPP more than th
e usual banal Merchant Ivory fare all the usual romanticPE cliches are avoi
ded, subverted even. And again, splendid music.E Nellylow herTT promising Holly
wood career by getting the female equivalent of a blow job withTT the long fin
gernailed Divine Brown. And Danny DeVito, love him or hate him, doesTT put up a
good performance it's quite funny seeing him hug Arnie, fiv et M ArnaudP I'
ve only seen the original French version so far, not the subtitledPR Engli
sh release (how pretentious is this), but the flim's success inRP marrying
typical moody French lingering close-ups with a surprisinglye footT# nothin
g to six foot everything.#T So, to the plot. Basically, Arnie, a scientist who e
xperiments on himself, has aTT baby. He then gets it together with the beaut
iful-but-klutzy Dr Diana ReddinTT (Thompson), who provides the flim witP agile p
lot is no doubt as impressive in any language. Withnail and IP Coming down off
one long trip - the 60s - brought across by a hilariousPP script and authenti
c-looking camerawork. As good rereleased as it was 10PP yh an interesting twi
st just when it neededT perking up a little.R What we laughed at was Arnie tryi
ng to act pregnant (his "bump" looked real,RS honestly), Arnie dressed up as a
woman, Arnie having the baby. Arnie did makeST this flim, true, N ears ago, a
lthough you really should see it in a darkened, spliff-addledP/ room on video f
or full effect. Allegedly./ La SeparationP Another introspective French flim, b
ut the opposite of Nelly et M ArnaudPP in its careful portt as well go for
a good 'un...M) Fargo)P Apparently, this marks a "return to form for
the Coen brothers". WhatPP their previous flims must have been like I don't
know, because this isPB completely dirayal of the grimly inevitable breakdo
wn of aP relationship. Small FacesP Another Scottish low-life flim, but a
world apart from Trainspotting -PP apart from the headbutting fetishes. Focus
ing on three teenage brotherre. Being "ironic" is no excuse for being crap.B)q
been like I don't know, because this is completelsPP drawn into gangland wars,
you never know quite what's going to happen nextP( - right up to the end of the
flim.( The Usual SuspectsP Have you noticed how, come the end of the Cold War,
American protectionistPP tendencies meanORIGINALLY KNOWN ASSQUERF, THE HAIRY HA
PPENING HAS ALSO MASQUERADED UNDER THE PSEUDONYM OF BOO! - AS IN THAT ALL-TI
ME CLASSIC BOOTRACKER. SOME OFYOU MAY KNOW HIM BETTER AS SIMON FORRESTER.
SIMON WAS A FOUNDER MEMBER OF STS, BUT HAS RECOV that the baddies are
invariably Japanese now Still, aPP skilfully thought-out action movie-cum-char
acter study (no, really), withP a real twist in the tail. Butterfly KissP A le
sbian serial killer tearing around the motorERED FROM THIS CAREER SETBACKTO E
NJOY A GLORIOUSCAREER AT FUTURE PUBLISHING WRITING ABOUT NINTENDOS ANDSHITE LI
KE THAT. W the Hairy HappeningWW way service stations ofPR Nor
thern England. And she's fascinated with NewOrder's "World In Motion".RN Grimly
compulsive, almost amusing, and the soundtrack's pretty good too.N SevenP The
biggest-grossing flim of the year so far, looks back in angerWXYWhen Richar
d invited me to write something for this mag, I couldn't refuse (it's bloodyYYB
TL, after all), and seeing as Amstrad Action's just shut, I figured I wouldn't
have toYYthink too hard about thin both senses of the word.PP Simultaneously rev
olting and engrossing, although the much-vaunted shockP3 ending isn't quite al
l it's cracked up to be.3 Sense and SensibilityP Kate Winslet - phwoooarh! Er,
excuse me. Austen's store subject of this piece. The subject is the fear a
nd loathingYYthat comes with the fun and commitment of producing a mag like
that. I'm going to doYYsomething really awful, you see - I'm going to whine ab
out all the really pissy thingsY&you have ywriting might havePP been as corny an
d downright obvious as Hollywood's less inspired moments,PP and I'm sure the wh
ole audience wasn't meant to crack up at the "windsweptP6 hero" cliches, but hey
, it's still a good story.6 Twisteto suffer when you're on AA.&, ...YAsk anyo
ne who's done a similar job, and they'll confirm my sentiments on reader calls.
YYup. - CRTC, one-time assistant editor, Keyboard Review The general idea is th
at on aYset afternoon of therP Undemanding good slacker guys vs bad corpora
te guys plot. BlatantlyPP obvious love interest. Typical Hollywood movie, t
hen. But the specialPP effects are so bloody ace - and realistic - that you
must see this flim,P! if onl week, we'd throw open the lines to the general
public to answerYYtheir queries about the magazine. We produced a magazine, yo
u see, and if anyone had aYYproblem, suggestion, criticism or compliment about
what we produced, we wanted to hearYYit. Dey for the flying cow.! Get ShortyR
Very obviously a wannabe Pulp Fiction - movieland self-referentiality,RP sl
ightly interwoven plots, John Travolta in the lead role - but if you'rePM going
to pick a flim to emulate, you migh N spite the fact that the phones could
get pretty packed on a Wednesday afternoon,Yvery few of the calls we received ac
tually met this criteria.Y "What are you doing at the moment" means you're talk
ing to someone who's just there toYYchat, and waste yout's also traditional at t
his stage to attempt to chase up a master maker, whichYYis a program that actu
ally saves a copy of the game out to a tape. They never, ever,YYhave one of
these available. Somebody, somewhere, just loses them, hoards them or r time. T
hese are people who'll eventually call you every day, andYYjust a small milit
ia of them can wipe out a morning. Unfortunately, you see, there's noYYpreceden
t for "No - sod off. I don't want to spend the next fifteen minutes swapping
YYbanaltakesYYthem to bed because I've never seen one. These people publish so
ftware, but never keepYYhold of copies of what they actually produce. Why I
suspect there's an alien shipYYcurrently orbiting the planet equipped with a
complete set of CPC pleasantries with you while you desperately try to
think of another mindlessYquestion to ask."Y "Mycovertapedoesn'tworkwhynot" is
pronounced as one word, and is regarded by some toYYbe the opening gambit for
getting your problem solved. Apparegame master makers,YYsent by a distant race
intent on knocking out cheap, tatty software to destroy your mindYYby bombarding
your consciousness with enough stress, disgust, irritation and finallyYGbit
ter hatred that it voluntarily shuts down. Or was thntly, they think it's mostYY
effective if they lob it over your voice as you answer the call. To the res
t of us,YRuntrained in this new style of conversation, it just comes across as b
loody rude.RY "It's me again" is the three-word soul crusher. at Alternati
veGY So you're producing your own master maker. This means you have to create
a version ofYYthe game that runs on 464, 664, 6128, 464+, 6128+, with any combi
nation of 3.5" drives,YYRAM packs, or kippers attached. No matter how well yo
u tIt's the Dark One, Destroyer ofYYWorlds, Master of Oedra, Lord of the Fli
es statement that pronounces suffering beyondYYboiling seas, ashen earth and th
e eternal torture of Drakos. It doesn't follow a recentYYcall, but a small squa
dron of them becamest it, it'll always go wrongYYfor one user, who'll ring up o
n the day the mag is sold and complain. They don't wantYYtheir money back, an
d they don't want an apology - they want a replacement. They thinkYYit's my jo
b to sit down for an evening tryine recognisable by voice to us, mentally fil
edYYwith links to terror. They wanted to be taught programming over the pho
ne and wouldYYwrite a program line by line, each new line signifying another bel
l ringing. They wantedYYfour pages of game solutiong to create a version of some
tatty utilityYYthat'll run on a 464+ with 64k extra and a 3.5" A drive. Get a
bloody life. Then get aYbloody Mac.Y Finally, when you've created your maste
r maker, you send it off to Ablex to beYYduplicated. In the read out over
the line. They wanted to be talked through aYYhardware project, or dictate a l
etter. They wanted to be dragged out into the street andYshot.Y The answering m
achine was a bit better. If people didn't leave tone dial tunesYV(sadory
, they turn this master maker into several thousand tapes. InYYreality, t
hey ring you up again, asking you to reiterate the perfectly clearYYi
nstructions you gave them, claim the maker doesn't work, get you to create a n
ew one,YYclai) or half an hour of their living room (these people can't wor
k a phone),VFmessages usually came out as something very much likeFY"arraghamuse
eajokuyosiyoayclertugirrimusochay", though I never did work out what itYact
ually meantm that doesn't work either, ask for a third one, receive the first
one again on aYYdifferent disk, and duplicate it. They then send you the tape
with all the files on theYYwrong sides, at which point you have to ring
them back and talk them.% %Covertape games. Tops.Y When we publish
games on a covertape, you have to find the person who owns the rightsYYto said
game, and negotiate a sum of cash for the rights to publish X copies of tha
tYYgame. I N throughYYremastering, while some dodgy old antiquated system c
orrupts the signal still further.YYThe most enjoyable part about this stage i
s that they then try to charge you forYYlateness while you're trying to sor
t out their fuck-ups, knowiher computersYMatt A grey 6128 with the same spec
s as the pink one, a GX4000, and a 66Mhz 486DX PC. IY/ did have a Plus but Danny
Heatley broke it./6Jack What's your best experience been with your CPC6YMatt I'
d have to say the spring and summer ong full well that whenYYthey received the m
aker in the first place they just threw it into a draw for two weeksYPto dispos
e of that nice safety time buffer we put so much effort into creating.PYOh, I'm
all depressed now. I shall return in BTL 4 with morf 1993. That year I met every
body in the UKYV underground scene for the first time. Rob Scott came to live i
n my house and keptVV me awake until ridiculous times of the morning, and I met
Paul Fairman and RichardVV Wilson. I then met everybody else e AA trials and tri
bulations,YYas well as a feature on the bits of AA that were cut for legal
, personal or healthY3reasons. 'Til then, sod off and stop bothering me.3me.
$$$ r at the Manchester meeting including the otherVV two Richards - Wildey
and Fairhurst - Dan York, Simon Walker, Danny Heatley, TimV- Blackbond, and Dr
Fegg and The Equalizor.-7Jack What do you think about AA stopping publication7Y
Matt Although AND IN THE THIRD INSTALMENT OF OUR INTERVIEW SERIES, WE INTERV
IEW THE THIRD BTL EDITOR...NEXT ISSUE, WE MIGHT INTERVIEW SOME OTHER BT
L WRITERS (FOR A CHANGE). AFTER ALL,WE MUST BE ABOUT THE ONLY CPC
PUBLICATION NOT TO HAVE INTEI have been a major critic of AA over the past
few years, I really doYV think that it is a sad loss. Not because I read i
t cover to cover and take inVV every word, but because it was a focal point fo
r CPC users. Now I'd imagine thatVV mostRVIEWED WILD THANG OF LATE...
G Jack Hughes receives an audienceGC with BTL founder Matt Gullam
CXJack Describe yourself.YMatt Well, I'm 6'3". I'm also qu of the CPC owners not
connected with the Amstrad underground are feeling aVV little left in the da
rk. I just hope that the fanzines and disc magazines keep upV the good work..Ja
ck What's going on with Presto PD library.YMatt Presto has beenite tall. I've
got red hair (about two foot long), IYI never wear smart clothes and I rarely w
ear anything that isn't black.I)Jack So your favourite colour is black)YMatt No,
my favourite colour is actually Pantone 237, but it's hard to get cloth passe
d on to a good friend of mine, Brian Key. He's offering allYV the old PD selec
tions at the same price as before. He calls it Presto 2. You canVC write to hi
m at 87 Sweetmans Road, Shaftesbury, Dorset SP7 8EH.C Jack Any plans for the fut
ure es inYD that colour - even if you're willing to spend more than a fiver.DJac
k Which CPC do you ownYMatt A 6128 that's totally modified. Internal ParaDOS, a
CRTC type 0 conversion (it wasYV a type 1), a Xexor 6k copymod, ABBA switch, 3r
d drive sYMatt Not too sure at the moment. I'm still pratting about with my CPC
as you can guess,YV but my experiences with Quantum have yet to be forgotten by
myself and the rest ofVV the CPC community. Although the people in the know a
re aware that I did witch, a side switch and aVV reset switch. It started with a
n ABBA switch that Hangman did for me. I did theVV rest myself, while I was l
earning about simple electronics within the machine. MyVV CPC was my guinea pig
. It's a complete mess if my bestVV for the customers, with AA putting me
down before they went off the air so toVV speak, it may be a little difficul
t to make a big comeback. I'm still going to beVV making a big effort with my wo
rk for BTL, though now that AA has gonI undo the screws. Oh, and it'sVX painted
fluorescent pink with loads of Performance Bikes stickers. No-PerformanceX Scoo
ter, more like. - Doctor Fegg Totally bodacious.+Jack What possessed you to pain
t it pink+Matt The devil.Jack Any ot N e we need toV* keep the CPC users unite
d in some way.*ras gone we need to keep the CPC users united in some way the
house. Hire the best lawyers andVT conduct an OJ-style trial until everyone dies
of boredom. But I would recommendTY b) Grab any old mug from the decaying p
ile of dirties and plop in the teabag andY water. (No sugar thanks.)Y5. Somna
WHO IS LEIF DIXON HE IS NOT ONLY BTL'S ANSWER TO DELIA SMITH, HE IS ALSO
CRTC'S MAD COUSIN AND LIVES IN IPSWICH. STILL, NO-ONE'S PERFECT. I Le
if Dixon introducesIG mbulate back to the comfy chair and repeat step 3 until
the sun becomes a 'darkY1 body' - while you wait, sip some of your tea.1 Did
you know The word 'tea' in an obscure, subtle, almost surreal sort of way
,Y sounds a bit like the lette BTL's recipe cornerGXYLeif Dixon Enterprisin
g (uh, Enterprises) brings you this delicacy, amazingly enoughYBbased on an
actual cock-up by yours truly. Do not sue me for GBH.BY1. Take one strawberry-fl
avoured set yoghurt r 't'. Sadly, however, it sounds absolutely nothing likeY
Y the words 'obtuse', 'luncheon', 'entrails' or 'palliate'. This is bot
h sad andY surprising. Life's a bitch.Y6. Quickly realise that your tea tastes
a tad funny - perhaps a smid from fridge - take into front room andY* guzz
le it. (Preferably using a spoon.)* Did you know The word yoghurt can be spel
t in many hundreds of different ways. But# only three of them are correct.#Y2
. After a solid mass of mugs, cans, gen sweet and a jot,Y uh, something.W If y
ou are the sort of person who, upon stepping outside with someone andW
Y discovering that it has just started to rain, says "It's raining", th
en you'llYY definitely carry on drinking the tyoghurt pots and fatally wounded
avocados has piledYC up around you, start feeling guilty and chuck away all r
ubbish.CW Now stick spoons in mugs, mugs on plates, and plates on Plato, and r
emove the lotWY in one go. Unload and dismantle pile in kiea. If you're n
ot, then you'll probably put theYN weird taste down to your eating the dog bi
scuits for tea. (You felt lazy.)NW Whatever, the tea will be well and truly dru
nk before you realise that there was aWY largish splodge of strawberry yogtche
n. Leave the lot for someone else toY wash up. Did you know Performing the
above paragraph is impossible, as Plato is actually- dead. (A small factu
al error on my part.)-Y3. Return to front room and switch on TV, read newspa
phurt on the bottom of the mug - handily depositedY there by a spoon. Enjoy
.ry yoghurt on the bottom of the mug - haner, insert your favourite TakeYY Tha
t CD (ideally in the CD player), or whatever energetic young people do. N
owY vegetate for hours/days/years. (Circle as applicable.) Did you know I ca
n think of several more entertaining places to iAUNTY ELVIRA'S EXCRUCIATIN
G AGONY COLUMN IS SO CALLEDBECAUSE OF THE EXCRUCIATING AGONY THE BTL EDITOR
GOESTHROUGH IN TRYING TO DRAW A TABLE FORTHIS FUCKING PRIZE COMPETITION. IF YOU
WANT A PRIZE FOR IT, WRITE TO AUNTY ELVIRA DIRECT, NOT TO BTL. Tnsert a Take T
hat CD.! I shall elucidate no further.!Y4. Feeling thirsty, return to the ki
tchen in desperate need of a cuppa' tea. SwearYY loudly as you realise tha
t all mugs are actually dirty as they are still waiting toY+ be washed HE AD
DRESSIS AUNTY ELVIRA, PLOT 79, WOKING MUNICIPAL CEMETERY,WOKING, SURREY.
#Aunty Elvira's Politically Correct#G by Mr Wulf andGE Auntyup. You now
have two choices+Y a) If you are a Courtney Love or Courtney Lover seek a
ttention by throwing yourYV guitar (which you obviously truck about the house
with you) out of the window.VV Then resolve the situation by burning down N
ElviraEXYPlease remember that Aunty Elvira is unable to enter into any corre
spondence as she isYYstill dead. She is still deceased. It is a long time sin
ce she went to meet her makerYY(etc.). However, a funny thing happened yesterda
y, you'llojet, Gatwick.Aunty Elvira replies Yes! It seems that Pilchard is actu
ally a lightweight of the firstorder! One sniff of a barmaid's fanny (apron, shu
rely) and he's anyone's! In fact, this2letter has given me an idea for a competi
tion...2& never guess what... we wentYalong to the cemetery to piss on her gra
ve shurely "put some flowers on it" - Fegg,Yand there was, like, this huge grea
t big hole appeared in the ground! And no body was toYbe seen! Bizarre.BTL Newsf
lash Polic 6&YOk, here's your chance to win some of the latest CPC software!
The prizes up for grabsYare as followsA1st prize A copy of RoutePlanner, ChaRley
TraCker and PowerPage.AY2nd prize Ten copies of RoutePlanner, Che are requesting
any member of the public who has any informationYabout a number of killings
carried out in the Woking area recently by a demented oldYLharridan and a fl
uffy bunny wabbit to contact them in strictest confidence.L9 aRleyTraCker and
PowerPage. And a 664. No, bestY make it two.&So what do you have to do Read on..
.&Y Picture the scene, a busy pub of a Friday night. All around, people are ha
ving a goodYYtime, beer is flowing like a river and the pool table ac #96
Dear Aunty Elvira, why is it that birds have periods6Mr C Oncorde, HeathrowAunty
Elvira replies This one is easy. When women are born they are injected with
agallon of duck's blood. This causes tually has some chalk for theYYcues. In o
ne corner is the Annual Meeting of the Derek Hyland Appreciation Society.YU
nsurprisingly, no-one has turned up shurely "everyone has gone onto the PC" - R
atz.YIn another corner are a group of STS's finetheir cocks to fall off and
allows them to growtwats. This blood leaks out at intervals of approximately 28
days until it has run out.The woman is then "over the hill" and will start we
aring lots of make-up, drinking tooDmuch gin and fallst, after deciding that get
ting pissed up wasYYin fact more fun than sitting in a room hunched over a ke
yboard as usually happens atY meetings. Y All you have to do is fill in the fol
lowing table and complete the tie-breaker in lessYYthan 20 words. I'ving over in
pubs all the time. Charming - CRTCD Dear Aunty Elvira, is 976 weeks too late f
or an abortionMr and Mrs Hyland, Co. CorkAunty Elvira replies Sadly, yes, but e
ven at this late stage there are ae filled in Widdley's to give you a sta
rt. Once you have done that,YYsimply print this page out and post it to BTL
HQ in an envelope marked "Crappy IdeaYYCompetition" and we shall sort out a win
ner or something like that when we can be arsedYto i number ofpreventative meas
ures that STS, sorry, you can take, and not that many of them involve abaseball
bat. If you'd like to send your son across to the "clinic" for a "check-up",w
e'd be delighted to oblige.1 n the future.71 - CRTC 2 - Hangman 3 - Akira 4
- Lawnmower Man735 - Ratz 6 - Doc 7 - Wulf 8 - Creeping Death39 - Cuchulainn 10
- Fegg 11 - Barney 12 - Wild ThangG(For Creeping Death, instead of pints of lag
er, use 1lb tubs of lard.) +1How about us tooMr and Mrs Woods, Co. Bogland! !
YWhat's all this fuss about the Jordaches in Brookside having a dead body in t
heir backY+garden I've got fuckin' hundreds in mine!+$TheG(Number of pints of la
ger required to...(U 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
5 * 1 Go to the bog for a piss. 0 0 ** 2 Start slurring speech. 0 0.5 ** 3
Start talking loudly and/ 0 Vicar, St Mary's Church, Woking$GPS. Aunty Elvira,
you owe me three weeks' rent for your cemetery plot.G# 9#YDear Aunty Elvira, i
s it true that STS member Richard Widdley is, in fact, a big WetYSusanMr J U
mb N 1 * or abusively. 5 + 4 Fall about and knock over 0 1.5 + some b
eers. 5 + 5 Offer somebody outside. 0 1.75 +* 6 Throw up over their keks. 0
2 *( 7 Go for a bastard hot 0 2.5 ( vindaloo. 5ative.-O10.32am Grab essay
that was written as soon as it was given and go to school.OY11.00am Arrive at s
chool. Teacher points out that not only am I two hours late, I'mYS also a co
mplete cunt. I hand in my essay and try to explain how importan ) 8 Punch a
rozzer and get 0 3 ) nicked. 5 * 9 Get their stomach pumped. 0 4 *U -Tie Bre
aker (complete in less than 20 words)-"I think that Wild Thang is a gurt wet Sus
an because !." gurt wet Susan because .t itSS was to get "The Hibernenses, Takin
g Their Lead From Saint Patrick, Had GreaterSS Influence Over The Survival O
f Christianity In Ireland Than The Romani.S Discuss" into ten lines.Y11.30a
m At break, my classmates take me out for a THIS ISSUE, BTL IS PROUD TO PRESE
NT A NEW WRITER. NO, IT'S NOT A PSEUDONYM FOR ANY OF OUR EXISTING
WRITERS - COLIN MATTHEWS IS ACTUALLY A REAL BTLCOLUMNIST. OR WOULDBE
IF WE HAD COLUMNS IN BTL... Z " game of footie. When I asked whichY& s
ide I'd be on, they just laughed.&Y12.00pm Am feeling a little battered. Th
e intensive care unit at BallyminstraghYS Hospital is very busy. This seems
like the perfect opportunity to make someSS fri" by ColinZV Matt
hewsVXYOnce upon a time there lived a little Irish boy called Nicholas Campbel
l. Nicholas, itYYhas to ends. It's as if my few words have almost magical powers
, as when I start toSS speak, everybody seems miraculously cured and the hospita
l rapidly empties. TheSS unfortunate ones who can't escape from my inane rambl
ings throw themselves atS( the merbe said, was a sad cunt. For those unacq
uainted with this sub-human being,YYNicholas is well known amongst CPC users f
or not only being incredibly patronising butYYalso amazingly conceited. After a
ll who else would join The Firm with a pseudo licy of the Euthanasia Society.(
Y12.30pm Life Support machine enters a coma, as I reach orgasm over my Fo
rmula OneY program.Y12.40pm Decide to write a letter to Paul Fairman regardi
ng the Firmware Guide that IYA paid for but never received. ke 'AYYfigment of a
more mature imagination' As a matter of fact, who else in their right mindYwould
join The FirmC9.00am Alarm clock goes off. But then, all my friends have, too
.CY9.45am Arise late again, since my parents have put the alarm cloMaybe he's
forgotten my address.AY1.00pm Decide to write a letter to Paul Fairman regar
ding the speech synthesiser thatYT he sold me, which wouldn't fit my 6128. A
ny normal person would have justTT plugged it onto the back of another periphec
k in the attic afterY1 I started trying to program ten-liners on it.1Y9.46am D
iscover I've had a wet dream. My wildest fantasy has come (true). SomebodyY&
actually telephoned me for once!&N9.50am "Hallo there!" Yes, I decide to ring
around sral or made an adaptor, but not thisTU fuckwit - The Equalizor. In fact
I even sent it back to him for a refund, butUM he said that he hadn't received
it. Hahahahahaha - The Equalizor againMY2.50pm The hospital seems as quiet as
the grave. I fome of my best friends.NY9.51am The speaking clock tells me to
fuck off, and states he's not interested in myY ten-liners.Y10.00am Go down f
or breakfast. Mum is shouting at Dad (the greengrocer) to stopYS bringin
g his work home with himeel a lot better, and decide to goY home.I Y3.30pm Ca
nnot find home. There's a milk bottle where the house used to be, a note inYS
which reads "Fuck off - leave us alone you complete tosspot". That's not a veryS
% nice thing to say to the milkm. He replies "That's a bit difficult, love,S%
when your son's a prize cabbage."%(10.15am Attempt to get a fucking life.(Y10.
30am Realise that this is a school day. Parents realise this is a work day
. BTLY- writer realises slight flaw in narr N an.%Y4.30pm Thank goodness! Am
ongst the rubble of what used to be home, I see the CPCYS monitor. And it'
s not even the weekend. I desperately scrabble to release itSS from its hardc
ore tomb. Just as I get it out I take a glance at the screes (you're thinking
of the Quarterpounder Deluxe).YYIn fact, the Ratzburger is made up of a small c
anister of explosives, which when openedYYreleases a deadly chemical causing in
stant death to all in the vicinity due to anYYobscure biological reactn. I
tS0 reads "Fuck off... please bury me again..."0... please bury me again..." io
n. Next, a team of armed psychos from Laserquest, led by WulfYYand Doc, will co
me in and shoot you into several thousand pieces. For what yourY9recons
tituted meat is then used as, see under 'Big Mac'.9$The 'Richard Wildey' Cheeseb
urger$3ComWE WOULD LIKE TO CLEAR UP THE RUMOURTHAT STS MEETINGS EVER INVOLVE
TRIPS TO MCDONALDS. THIS IS NOT TRUE. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO CLEAR UP THE RUMO
URTHAT BENG! MEETINGSINVOLVE TRIPS. THISIS NOT TRUE EITHERWELL, NOT AT LEAST SIN
CE CROWN HAS LEFT THE es sandwiched between two baps. F'nork, f'nork.3Fillet
of FishF'ningle, f'ningle.The 'Paul Fairman' Meat LoafYWhy not try our Meat Loaf
today Pick up a leaflet from our information stand, whichYYcontains all the
details about Meat Loaf,GROUP. w& Jww& /wgK his albums, which studio t
hey were recordedYYin, the time of day Jim Steinman arrived, what he had for
lunch, the other people JimYYSteinman has worked with, what they had for lunch,
and exclusive details of a Meat LoafYYtrack in which you can hear i L-bd(aF1!Gg
fL 4-Ew-!)I#&PcfRemember folks, Doctor Fegg says+ QKJim Steinman burp very fa
intly in the background at 2'33"Yin.French Fries'Regular 82p, medium 94p, large
£1.06p.'German FriesYYes, in fact Germans fry very well with only a little oliv
e oil and a pan heated to 530Ydegrees Celsius.Apm5YsijEJ)z5vIh#G'"a visit to McS
TSs makes you sick"* D xppUDG(and he should know)8 ple Pie"Hotter than a Dartsma
PC" - only 65p. (Apple pies only 70p.) Dartsma PC" - only 65p. (Apple pies only
70p.) WF2S UK*U/YWe welcome all credit cards. No matter whose they are - Acce
ss, Visa, American ExpressYYMr F Wilkinson of Tunbridge Wells, Mr P R Roger
s of Manchester, WACCI HAS ALWAYS HAD A WONDERFUL REPUTATION FOR BEIN
G ABLE TO ANSWER READERS' TECHNICAL QUERIES MORE ACCURATELY AND COMP
LETELY THAN AA OR CPC ATTACK! EVER COULD, SO WE THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT LIKE TO SHARE IN THEIR WIS Mr S Metcalfe ofYYSheffield - we'll take 'em
. Cashback facility available (you give us the card, we goYdown to the neare
st Midland and get some cash back from it). Big Mac Y£1.80. Special quantity dis
count when you buy 500 (Oakham branch only). DOM. 2 Doctor Fegg shows yo
u20 what you're missing0XYBTL's predecessor, Presto News, established a won
derful scheme where, every month, itYYwould print two pages of Creeping Death's
ArtiAnd what do theyYYput in that funny white sauce Pray that The Equalizor i
sn't working behind the counterYtoday.Big Fat Northern Bastard7Coalburger. Inclu
des lard topping. Only two shillings.7 Ratzburger YNo, the Ratzburger is not mad
e of rat N ficial Intelligence fanzine, so that MattYYcould save himself the
bother of writing so many pages and use this valuable time toYYtell people t
he exact technical specifications of his moped. This also allowed Tim toYYrep
rint two pages of Presto Newss.&J (in other words, fuck off)JDear WACCI,Y
I am seventy-one, and I would like to ask your Forth columnist a question. I hav
e set upYYthe CP/M Forth compiler to auto-load the dominoes library on pas,
giving him an extra three hours to work at theYNShowcase Cinema, Bradford
and consequently more money with which to buy lard.NY Although both fanzines ar
e no longer with us, BTL, in conjunction with WACCI, hasYYresurrected this
tradition. Ass one of compilation.YYHowever, when I then sit down to play domino
es against the computer, I find that it doesYYnot observe clause V(i) of the rul
es agreed at the Paesschendaele Convention of 1932. IYYhave reread the 283k ins
truction file seven times, la we are hard-working, conscientious people at BTL,
though,YYwe are writing two new pages for WACCI (safe in the knowledge that it
fucking won't getYYbastard printed due to the shit use of wanky bad languag
e) every month, and they'reYYwriting a new corgely because I have nothing better
Y%to do, and no luck. Can you help me%Mr Derek Anorak, Teddington3Our Forth corr
espondent, Clive Bellaby, replies3Actually, he doesn't, because he doesn't have
anything to do with WACCI any more. But Iwlumn for us. In the first of this ser
ies, the highly talented WACCI crewYY- featuring writers such as BASIC columni
st, Alan Turing, and naturist Clive BellamyYshurely 'naturalist, David Bellamy
' - CRTC - will answer the technical queries thatYould like to point out that,
even though WACCI was his 'life' for three years and hepersonally invested t
hree thousand pounds in it, and now he is not even a subscriber,his parting w
as entirely amicable and purely due to 'burn-out' due to theBTL columnists of th
e calibre of CRTC, Hangman, Wulf, Wild Thang, The Equalizor and theYlike just c
an't cope with./ -/Dear WACCI,YI am sixty-two, and over the past ten
years I have bought 230 extremely highworkload. No substance should be re
ad into the fact that his resignation letter wasaddressed 'To Paul motherfuc
king scum shithead', as this by no means gives any reason to3think that Clive wa
s less than incredibly happy.3 ROMs for my CPC.YYAdmittedly 100 of them are ROMD
OS and another 120 are Protext, but I believe it's betterYYto be safe than sorry
, and it's work like this that made Britain great. However, I amYRhaving prob
lems plugging them all in at once. Can you rec Dear WACCI,YHello. You might r
emember me. My name is John Keneally, ex- of Camel Micros, and I wroteYYa series
of articles for WACCI between issues 3 and 17. I have recently consulted my
YYsolicitor, and he informs me ommend a ROM-box for meRStanley Matthews, Bournem
outhPeter Campbell repliesOf course. If you buy the fockin' Campursoft ROM-box
, which measures two miles by twomiles, you will have plenty of space to put
all your fockin' ROMs in. T that, as a member of the actors' union Equity
, I amYYentitled to repeat fees for every time my articles have been re
produced in yourYYmagazine. I work out that this results in your owing me a tot
al of £3,752,620 at a flatYrate of £5 per hat Phil Craven- aaah, he's just, you
know Stanley, he's just - a pathetic man. Plus you have room inthe ROM-box for
a small coal-fired power station - hey, it's fockin' great, this - whichyou can
use in case you run out of power on your article. I look forward to hearing
from you.John Keneally, Exeter Dear WACCI,YI would like to inform you that
our company, Quantum Copmuting, is selling a brilliantYYnew disc operating sy
stem called ParaDOSexpansion port. Aye, I've got eightthousand pounds to give
to Richard Wilson for a thousand fockin' copies sold of ParaDOS.And the ROM-box
comes complete with a copy of DES and Pro-Print on ROM, and to be honest&Stanley
, it's the fockin' busines N . Its features include automatic formatYYdet
ection on both drives, a fast ROM-based disc utility and file copier, support fo
r allYYROMDOS formats, and ten new, more reliable formats. Compatibility is re
tained with allYYCPC programs. If any of your rT ke1yr One of WACCI's more yout
hful members. 83zN/W2foWy a8/W7Yeaders are interested in this program, please
contact usYat the address below.YDaniel Heapley, Matt Gullam and Richard Wils
on, Quantum Copmuting, 10 Lakin Drive,YYsorry, 32 Acacia Avenue, no, you
weren't quick enough copying it down, Ao jEGx ul members. L it's 72YYLl
anfllapp Street now, Barry, sorry Cardiff, no, Neath, Wales, actually Englan
d, CF6Y7AP, make that PE13 2QZStamper Metcalfe repliesThat sounds like complete
rubbish. None of our readers will be interested in a patheticprograCOMING IN TH
E NEXT BTL, WE HAVE THE KEITH WOODS STRONG MAN PLAN, THE DEREKHYLAND MENSA COU
RSEAND THE PHIL CRAVENKICK HEROIN PLAN. WE'LL ALSO BE SERIALISING DANNY H
EATLEY'S GUIDE TO SAFER MOTORING, ANDCLIVE BELLABY'S BOOK ON LIVING LIFEAT TH
E LIm like that. People like you are parasites and do nothing for the CPC, and
in ourday, it were all fields 'round here. If you'd done your National Service
, you could bedoing something useful for the CPC instead of all this filthy la
nguage. Oh, MITS. y 7n7wo7and one of8you owes me a 19p po
stage stamp from eight years ago.8 Dear WACCI,YI would like to inform you tha
t my company, Comsoft, is selling a brilliant new discYYoperating system cal
led ParaDOS. Its featuresoWM oWVN £ssyVIn association with famed dietician Deb
by Howa include automatic fockin' format detectionYYon both drives, a fast ROM-b
ased disc utility and fockin' file copier, support for allYYfockin' ROMDOS for
mats, and ten new, more fockin' reliable formats. Compatibility isYYretained
with all CPC programs.rd (of Adventure uOPD fame), STS's finest present the CP
C's own answer to Weight- uSOo If any of your fockin' readers are interested
in thisYYprogram, please fockin' contact me at the fockin' address below.
It's the fockin'Y business. WPeter fockin' Campbell, Comsoft, the fockin' dock
s, Glasgow, Chilly fockin' Jocko LandWStaWatchers. Give it a week and see the we
ight come off. 3s 2lb bacon 18 eggs18 hens44 cans Special Brew$5lb lard in a ra
spberry lard coulis$1 tubmper Metcalfe repliesThat sounds like an excellent prog
ram. In fact, I'll have twenty right now. How nice tohear from someone who is d
oing a lot for the CPC, unlike these young whippersnappers,Dand someone so we
ll-spoken with none of thise of toothpaste 1 toothbrush %10 cups of coffee (2 su
gars in each)%Horse on toast11 pints of warm anchovy fat$5lb lard in a raspberry
lard coulis$1 lettuce leaf1 herd cattle$5lb lard in a raspberry lard coulis$4 d
isgusting language.Di UKWOOw Figure 2.i Mo 27eA N 1 lightly seasoned Tesco Me
tro delicatessen counter4*5 copies of Lionel Richie's Greatest Hits*!War and Pea
ce (hardback version)!M35 quattro stagioni pizzas (miss off the pepperoni - this
is very fattening)M%8 Slimfast shakes (2 sugars in each)%'BTL lawyers, Septembe
r 1996.2 +V V b L MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN '£1 gro
ss jam doughnuts2 £5lb lard in a raspberry lard coulis$ CRTC SPENDS MOST OFHIS T
IME EATING PIES, DOUGHNUTS ANDBIG MACS, SO WE CONSIDERED HIM IDEALLY S
UITED TO WRITE THIS ARTICLE.THE MYSTERY IS HOW HE MANAGES NOT TO BALLOON TO AN
GELA COOK DIMENSIONS WE SUSPECT EITHER HOLLOW LEGS, SERIOUS DDeep fat-
fried sperm whale- RUGS, OR A LIFETIME SPENT ON THE SHITTER. ChaR
leyTroniC indulges himself (not something you find often)X5What the fuck
h The salad cart$5lb lard in a raspberry lard coulis$IThe sweet trolley (omit
wheels - they can be chewy if left for too long)IThe maitre d'The maitre d's fri
ends(The maitre d's friends' tennis partners(Joave doughnuts got to do with the
CPC5The WACCI ConventionT In September 1995, the WACCI Convention took plac
e at the Bescot Stadium,TT Walsall. A market outside included a doughnut sta
ll outside the front door ofTT the Convention hhn TravoltaRobbie ColtraneRobbie
Coltrane's sandwichesMEurotunnel filled with bacon, lettuce and tomato and coat
ed with breadcrumbsMDerbyYOne leetle waffer-thin After Eight mint (remember choc
olate goes straight to your legs)Y all. This is clearly too far away. Delic
ate negotiations areTT currently going on with WACCI chief John Bowley, Bi
rmingham Fire Service,TT ComSoft World Domination Enterprises (Doughnut Franch
ise Division) and Sid TheTM Greek's Donut ComYShag Philip DiRichleau (remember
spit and not swallow. There are approximately 37.5Y calories in each spurt)$
5lb lard in a raspberry lard coulis$% ANGELA COOK - AN APOLOGY %V Y BTL's lawy
ers would like to point out that Apany to ensure a more central location next ti
me around.M Donut System, Donut Mag, etc. T Tom Dean (aka Slice)'s CPC group an
d fanzine. The curious spelling of "donut"TT here comes from the fact that th
e pronounciation of certain letters is ngela Cook is in no way shagging and
YY has never shagged Philip DiRichleau. Admittedly his one-bedroom flat i
s very YY cramped, and she comes to visit for a week at a time, and they go
and see Brian Y Watson et al together, but theomittedT at high frequencies.Pr
o-Donut, Advanced OCP Doughnut Studio, Face Hugger's Ultimate Megadoughnut, Don
utDOS,It's the Fockin' Doughnut Famous doughy CPC programs.Danny Heatley A fat b
astard, probably due to eating toore is no sex involved at all. Philip is h
appily Y attached to a young lady called Jody. Oh no, it's Claire now, is
n't it Yes, YY sorry, Philip is happily attached to a young lady called Cl
aire. See WACCI for Y further detail many doughnuts.( YClear evidence of the
intertwining natures of doughnuts and CPCs, then. But as for why aYYdoughnut is
called a doughnut, nobody knows. Well, I do, but I can't be arsed to repeatYYth
e etymology. It's in Bill Bryson's books.D X We hope that this has been ma
de clear and that the BTL readership understands XY that Philip is not shagg
ing Angela, and that she hasn't even given him a quick one Y behind the ComSof
t stall, let alone sucked him off.! + The N "Made In America", if you'r
e reallyYYinterested. All that needs to be pointed out is that doughnuts do not
have nuts in them.YYThis can be paralleled with Keith Woods, who is not made
of wood. He probably doesn'tYhave any nuts, either.Y AnywayeTT first thing in
the morning and they might even still be hot), and readilyTT available. T
he only downer is when the absolutely scrummy jam falls out, itTT invariabl
y lands either on your trousers or on the magazine you're reading, and, thanks
to Doughnut Review magazine, who are bastards, we can reprint theY/followi
ng guide to doughnuts across the world./Dunkin' DonutsT Classy doughnut shop wh
ich sells every sort of (cold) doughnut you couldTT imagine chocolaTT you
're left having to explain a rather embarrassing stain even when you've wipedT t
he jam away.2Addenbrookes Market, Cambridge, Sunday mornings2T Proper hot ring d
oughnuts. Hours of fun sniggering about "rings" and things likeT, that. Rute, do
uble chocolate, triple chocolate with chocolate chips,TT quadruple chocolate
with chocolate chips, chocolate icing, chocolate orange andT- cocoa bean plant
ation, they're all there.-R Unfortunately, the only ones I've ever seen in B
ritain by your typical genial Greeko., DonutStyle T Bradford's favourite doughnu
t company. Each doughnut is delivered to you inTT person by proprietor Mr P
hilip Craven, who has allocated a 3cm2 space on theTT floor of his BMW, by t
he frontn are the one in Soho,RT the one at the Granada service area on the
A1/A720 junction in Edinburgh, andTT the one in a Texaco petrol station on the
A4600 out of Coventry - but if you'reT( ever in Budapest, it's full of them.(Tho
rnhills, Ely passenger seat, amongst the fag packets, crispTT packets, soiled
copies of Razzle etc. The BMW travels at an express speed ofTT 12mph and so
you are guaranteed doughnut delivery within fifteen months, subjectTT to cocaine
availability, whetherT Where Charley used to buy his Thursday lunchtime d
oughnuts. Thornhills areTT usually expensive (36p per doughnut), but the price
comes down to 20p on MarketTT Day, so Charley can afford to buy three. The appl
e doughnuts are occasionally aT Phil is in a good mood or not, large MancuniansT
T coming and collecting the doughnuts they paid for, the phase of the Moon,
aTA butterfly flapping its wings somewhere over the Pacific, etc.A P.S. Don't
hold your breath. !The Cambridge DoughT little bitter, but this is solved by d
owning a pint of Murphy's afterwards. TheT4 jam and iced doughnuts are pleasant
enough, too.4Bonnett's Bread, ElyT Bastards! "Here's 32p, can I have a doughnu
t please," says Charley. "CertainlyTT -nut Company!T This is the worst doughnut
company in the entire world. Their doughnuts aren'tTT remotely cooked (cor, a
remote-control doughnut cooker - I want one!), they canTT never get the amount
of sugar right, and you have to contend with t is that a cream one" replies Mr
s Bonnett (probably). Wahey, thinks Charley,TT and says yes please. Of course, i
t's not a cream doughnut, is it It's a shiteTT synthetic "cream" one and so c
auses you to retch approximately three secondsT afhick-shit fatTT Americans s
aying "Gee, Val, d'you think I ought to have thirty or forty donutsT sic". Fuc
kwits.#The Doctor Fegg Doughnut Company#T The perfect treat for anyone you don't
like. Doctor Fegg Doughnuts come in fourTT flater eating the doughnut.R Alter
natively, you throw it out of your fourth-floor office window, and itRT prom
ptly lands on a passing David S Smith Packaging lorry, and stays there untilTT C
arlisle as far as I know. Or it might have fallen off somvours Anthrax Delight
, Sewage Ripple, Poisonous Bastardberry Jam, andTT "Chocolate"- Coated. Ea
ch variety is cooked for forty years in the THORPTR reprocessing plant,
Sellafield, and then served as only Doctor Fegg knows how.RR "My reewhere along
the A14,TT causing great surprise to all following. "Doughnut Causes 15-Car Pil
e-Up OutsideT$ Huntingdon" - read all about it.$Tesco fresh doughnutsT These are
ace. Good value (one quid for a bag of ten), fresh-tasting (get ther N
productive capabilities have never been the same since" - K.W., Ire
land.RBescot Stadium doughnutsT Inevitably cold after you've lugged them the fu
ll twenty miles (or thereabouts)TT from the doughnut stall to the WACCI Convent
ion hall. But, ht has been your proudest moment on the CPC4YNC When I was aske
d to join The Firm, even though I have virtually no knowledge ofYW machine c
ode or CPC hardware. Funny, when I joined, they said I'd fit in justW fine
...BTL Do you have a ey. Full report toT follow in BTL 4.2to follow in BTL 4.
girlfriend"NC Not unless you count Tracey." BTL Tracey NC My CPC6128.5BTL What
do you think of other Irish scene members5YNC Well, Keith Woods is obviously
highly talented otherwise Amstrad Action wouldn'tYW have employed him. I also
tFANTASY INTERVIEW IS JUST LIKE FANTASY FOOTBALL, BUT MORE LIBELLOUS.W
E'LL BE CONTINUINGTHE THEME IN FORTHCOMING ISSUES OF BTL, WITH FEATU
RES LIKE "FANTASY SHAGGING JESSICA RABBIT" BY WILD THANG, "FANTASY
COMMAND OF THE ENhink that Derek Hyland had it about right. BloodyWW Brit
ish, who do they think they are The Irish contribution to PD has been huge,WY
like, er... well, Simon Forrester did print some of my ten-liners in Amstrad Ac
tionY to get me off the bGLISH LANGUAGE" BY DREK HYLAND, AND SO ON. Q H
angman's exclusive interview with oneQQ of the CPC's most vociferous supporte
rsQXYEr, yeah, this Fantasy Interview thloody 'phone, so that counts, doesn't it
YThank you Nicholas - we all sincerely wish you were a figment of our mo
re matureYimaginations.STll sincerely wish you were a figment of our more mating
. Well, it's where we pretend to interview membersYYof the CPC scene - so what's
new, eh Some people might say that this particular one isYYuncannily accurate!
Today in Fantasy Interview, we'll be interviewing Nicholas Campbell.Y"BTL Pleas
e state yRATZ IS A CONOS... CONNUISE... CONERSS..... FREQUENT ATTEN
DER AT STS MEETINGS, HAVING DRUNK THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE YEAR'S OUTPUT FROM
THE COPENHAGEN CARLSBERG BREWERY IN THE LAST FOUR MEETINGS. HOWEVER, UNL
IKE WILD THANG, RATZ IS Nour full name."WNC Nicholas "Figment of a More Mature
Imagination-ten liners-hallo there!" Campbell.W$BTL So, how old are you, Nichola
s$YNC Well, I'm 14 years old. That is, I was born 14 years ago, but my mental a
ge is two.YC I am quite mature for OT A GURT WET SUSAN AND CAN HOLD HIS DRINK.
P Ratz illustrates what thePN uninitiated are missingNXA is
for agony. This is the natural my young years - probably about 25 or so.C)BTL
What are your parents' occupations)YNC Well, Dad was a banker - so in terms
of Cockney rhyming slang, like father, likeYW son - and mum was a housewife. Now
they both work in a greengrocery, so theyphysical reaction of sane people wh
en CRTC puts onY some New Order. Or perhaps if Hangman inadvertently stands on
your toes, as happens aY lot when about 10 people get stuck in a bedroom for
2 days.B is for Bon Jovi. Hangman's favoured, erm, haveW0 to deal with vegetab
les at work and at home.0%BTL How long have you had your CPC%YNC It was bought
about two years ago. Since then I've used it, er, hang on... hmmm,YW two year
s, that's... well, I'm only allowed to use it at the wee"music". Even small
doses of Bon Jovi haveY been known to cause endless despair and suffering in
laboratory rats. Human use hasY been linked to agony, increased suicide rate
s, stillbirths, lung cancer, shit poodle0 haircuts and Alzheimer's Dkends, so
that'sWW two days in every seven. There are 365 days in a year, so that's 104
days over aW& year... so I've used it 208 times.&KBTL Is that why you only writ
e programs that are shite and 10 lines longKNC In a nutshell - yes.4BTL Wha !N
!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!!isease. It's true.0Y Bile. Doctor Fegg has his own personal
supply, often pilfered by the rest of theYS BTL crew when they feel a partic
ularly vindictive article coming on. See BTL.SY BTL. The raison d'etre for at le
ast one member of STS. ple diet of STS members during a meeting. Oh, except W
ild Thang,M who consumes nothing but coconuts and rum. All from the same bottl
e, too.MI is for insurance. Essential for safe motoring. Hence the Lawnmower
Man's car hasn't' got any. Or taBTL is a medium for sayingYY those things wh
ich would lead to a surefire libel prosecution if put into a magazine.YY Also
a great way of slipping some really blatant plugs for various software. See
Y RoutePlanner, ChaRleyTraCker, PowerPage. x. Or MOT. Or brakes.'JJ is for j
ism. Often crops up in conversation, though heaven knows why.JK is for KILL! Usu
ally used in conjunction with twatting and "Derek Hyland". Yes, STS are a
really friendly bunch. L is for letters. CPC m As you can imagine, the wri
ting of scandalous articles takes up mucho time at any STS meeting.C is for C
haRleyTraCker. Program allowing you to make music. Much used to generate the5
music in BTL and suchlike. See outrageous plug.5Yeetings mean getting togeth
er to have a good old rant at just about anyone going (see slagging). This
can sometimes result in mysterious letters being sent to utter lamers (see O
bi), and the selfsame lamers phoning up the next dayY to CPC (really!). Well,
come on, you didn't expect us to have a meeting without a few,Y did youY Crack
ing. Be it skulls or software, the Equalizor is often to be found at meetingsY4
doing just this. And eating a lot. And farting.4Y Cunt. enquire as to the ide
ntity of the writers. Come on Obi, just how many CPC bods doY+ you think live
d in East Ham, London E6+M is for McDonalds. Sooner or later, CRTC will always
wind up at McDonalds. In fact, IY can't see how he's not develop Naughty word
usually used in conjunction with "Keith Woods is a". NB. "KeithY7 Woods" is
often replaced with another lamer's name.7D is for discs. These form the other p
oint of a fine balance when packing for a meetingY - more discs, less undeed
alarming acne or a heart condition given the amountY8 of fries he eats. He pr
obably shits pure mayonnaise.8N is for nowt. I'm sorry, but I can't think of an
ything beginning with N. Hang on, I'veY got it. Creeping Death can be relied o
n to rcrackers and vice versa. Do you risk running out of discs orY( smelli
ng like a cess pit Who knows(E is for ecstacy. No, not MDMA, but the feeling
of everyone upon being told that ObiY will not be coming. Perhaps you should
have sent say "Nowt" a lot, by virtue of being aYB full-time Northerner a
nd member of the Lard Promotion Council.BO is for Obi. For anyone reading this
who has never met Obi Wankinobbi - good. CountY yourself fucking lucky, pal
. I ask you, anyone t him an invite. Then again, maybeY not.F is for farting
. At some point, someone will fart loudly and say "Eurgh! That one's gotY clog
s on!". This will be taken as a carte blanche by everone else to have a good ol
dYY guff. After a while, the hat can make a demo like "Demoware"YY and expec
t people to take them seriously is just asking for a slagging. I jest youYY
not - all of the graphics for "Demoware" were drawn on a green-screen m
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crackers.G is for gossip. For fuck's sake, just how do you think BTL is writt
en Old-fashionedY investigative journalism On you - ed. and probably looked gr
eat.KV However, transfer these same piccies onto a colour monitor and... arghh
h! HolyVY psychedelic hues, Batman! By virtue of being such a prize wanker, "O
bi" nearly alwaysYR crops up in STS meetings, and is usuallr bike! Yes, the e
lite Penge-Tuesday-Coffee-Morning-YY Olympic-Gossip-Squad have got nothing on
your favourite BTL whores when it comes toYS sheer low-down and dirty gossin
g. By the way, did you hear about Keith Woods...SH is for hamburger. Sta "N"" "
""""" """""""""y followed by long lists of expletives.RY Off licence. Sooner or
later it is decided that the meeting has become very veryYY very boring, an
d that an injection of beer would liven things up. A trip to the offieYY is ag
reed on, where much money if you like.YT Examples include Obi, Keith Woods, De
rek Hyland, Nicholas Campbell, Clown, etc.TT is for twatting. The activity of b
eating some cocky little arsehole into a twitching6 heap of blood and snot. Y
es, Derek, I do mean you.6Y Takins spent buying lager, Diamond White and a bot
tle ofY Malibu.Y Outrageous plug. See. You fell for it didn't you Even now
you are reaching forYP your cheque book and mumbling Sentinel Software's addr
ess. Weak-minded fool!PP is for paralyg the piss. An advanced technique, well st
udied and used by the whole of STS,Y pretty much all of the time. U is for u
ndercrackers. All right, hands up now, who has arrived at the meeting with farY
too many discs and not enough undercrackertic. The physical state of Wild T
hang after the outrageous consumption of. Malibu. Often accompanied by much vo
mming..Y PowerPage. CRTC will usually be harping on about the latest version, wh
ile everyoneYY else is saying "yes Richard", "very intes I make it somewhe
re between 1 andYY everybody. For sure, in 3 days' time those same underpants
will be giving off enoughY" methane to aid global warming."V is for volume ba
rs. Due to excessive overuse in STS demos, volume rasters have bresting", and
"how clumsy of me, the poor boyYP is unconscious. Here, put the cricket bat a
way." See also outrageous plug.PQ is for questions. These can be the normal
CPC-type questions such as "Why has myY ROM-box decided to break now ofeenJ
observed coming out of CRTC's head whenever he speaks. I shit you not.JW is fo
r Wichard. At a very early STS meeting (circa. 1991) at Hangman Towers i
nY Leatherhead, Rob and Richard were watching "Life of Brian" by Monty Pyt
hon. all days" BTL-type questions such as "Right then,YY who else can we sla
g off I know, we haven't done Obi in a while. Any takers" orYY downright si
lly questions such as Hangman's "Why is shit brown" and "Just what doY% the
y put in a let RightY about the time that Rob was pissing himself at the lines
2 M Palin "Stwike him Centuwion! Vewy woughly!"20 J Cleese "And throw him to the
floor, sir"00 M Palin "Yes, Yes! Thwow him to the fwoor!"0Y it occured to him
that this soundhal injection".%R is for ripping. Whether it is Hangman bus
ily removing Soundtrakker tunes, or WulfY borrowing some more Raff Cecco grap
hics for the latest demo, STS parties are usuallyYY full of ripping. Alternat
ively, the sound made bed almost identical to Richard. Much embarrassmentYY
followed. Anyway, since that day, in endless letters and phonecalls, CRTC h
as beenY! known as Wichard of Wobot PD.!Y WACCI. A high quality paper fanz
ine, usually prescribed in small y Hangman's trousers upon bendingY over
to retrieve a disk.Y RoutePlanner. Program allowing you to drive from A to B.
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s for singing. Yes, STS really is doses toYY insomniacs who do not res
pond to heavy sedation. On no account should it be broughtY% into a meeting.
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just sit around for 3 daysY talking about Xexor musical, whether it's Hang
man giving itY singalongaBonJovi or me having a thrash to some Metallica. H
owever, full credit mustYY go to CRTC who, after making up useless ditties
(e.g. "STS - it's a load of oldY wank", and "I like PD..."),- we really ar
en't that sad. However, you try to find a wordYY beginning with X which al
so relates to the CPC, where there is a distinct lack ofY( Xylem, Xylophon
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ingYY something nasty about us usually ends up getting slagged - a slaggee,
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zzzzzzzz. on arsehole,Y anyway. Clown of BENG! is not a real clown, but a h
opeless lamer.Y Clown has written some programs which are really good. Crime, fo
r instance, allows youYY to copy discs when there is a blue moon and there
is no Y in the day, othACTUALLY, THERE ARESOME PRODUCTS OF GERMANY WHICH HAVE
BEEN LEFT OUT OF THIS ARTICLE IN ORDER TO GIVE A NEGATIVE IMPRESSION- SU
CH AS GERMAN MUSIC. LET'S NOT FORGET HOW GOOD THE SCORPIONS ARE! THEY HAV
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to themselves in Waco shurely "Wacci" - Doctor Fegg, Texas. They believe thatY
Clown is the messiah as the sun apparentlyCHANGE" (A SONG ABOUT THE EQUALI
ZOR FARTING),AND UNSURPRISINGLY,IT WAS SHIT! 7 !' Yes! It's Ratz76 !
( the diplomat!6XY Germany is widely credited with starting World shines out
of his arse. Thousands of CPCYJ users live in hope that BENG! will soon set fi
re to themselves as well.JY Most Germans' favourite pastimes involve drinking la
ger, wearing lederhosen (tights toYC you and me) and buggering each other with
laWar 2. Unfortunately, they could onlyYY manage to get the runners-up medal,
finishing behind England (gold), the USA (silver)Y and Russia (bronze).Y Funni
ly enough, they could only manage second place in 1966 where they got shat on 4
-Y* 2, despiterge, spicy sausages.CY However, most German beer is called Aying
erbrau and is made from tank fuel and oldY undercrackers. It's also warm and
cloudy.5 In fact, let's be honest, I've tasted better piss.5 Becks is alright,
though, if you're up f what any Oxford boffin says.* And in 1918 as well.I 3 Fi
gure 3.I 7le WAo or getting lagered.Y The Bundesbank is not made from buns. How
ever the fat wankers inside it probably spendY+ all day eating buns and drinkin
g shandy.+I 3 Figure 4.I A German soldier who is just about toea ysswKm be sho
t by heroic British troops.a go Psowh s7w A German footballer who is just about
tohb p lose the World Cup to the English.b Y Germany is famous for its Nazis.
Some famous Nazis were Adolf Hitler, Hermann GoeringYY and Bullseye host, Jim
Bowen, who was often heard to say "Great, smashin', super, siegYY heil,o cz#r
Y If you told a German "I say I say I say, my dog's got no nose" he would probab
ly let's see wot ye wood 'av one" to his contestants. Especially if they were
shitYD at darts and just missed out on the luxury caravan or Mini Metro.DY Howe
ver, not all Germans are Nazis - there are German lawyers, doctors, cobblers a
ndYY farmers. In offerYT you his condolences. This is because as a nation, Ger
many has no sense of humour.TY Except for Michael Schumacher's parents. They mu
st have been taking the piss by notY using contraception.Y Damon Hill is a
true sportsman - skilled, fact as many as half of all Germans have nothi
ng at all to do with theY Nazi Party.Y Knutschfleck is German for cauliflower.
Or it might be arsehole, we can't check thisYY as the German dictionary has
gone missing. We're putting our money $N$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$daring and p
roud to be English. InYY comparison, Schumacher is a fat German twatter who
doesn't mind using underhand andYA cheating tactics to win. He's an even wors
e driver than Danny.AY In fact, Schumacher is so shit that he is bound to los
ewhy theYYmajority of people who do it are reluctant to admit it - much the sam
e as owning a 664,YYreally. But statistically, if you wank then you are not alo
ne (so to speak). Almost 97%YYof males between the ages of 14 and 50, and 88%
of females, wan the Hungarian Grand Prix onYY Sunday. If, by some miracle,
he manages to get 3rd place, Damon Hill and DavidYY Coulthard (or Jean Al
esi, one-time member of Logon System) should bottle him with theYY champers an
d then get drunk as skunks to k on a regular basis.YYCertain individuals who
shall remain nameless - or should that be shameless - startedYeven earlier. Ba
ps.YThe relaxing nature of wanking (as demonstrated by the Lawnmower Man) can al
so help withYYyour programming, after long h celebrate. They should also be g
iven aY knighthood each.Y Most Germans are so stupid that they can't actually r
ead English. Which is good reallyYY as it will prevent BTL from getting sued t
o buggery or "fucked out of ze szene" overYY this articours trying to figure o
ut why that bloody disk routine youYspent the last two years writing doesn't wor
k. It does, it's just that FDC error codes(on the CPC are fucked. - Doctor Fegg
(Y Wanking in the same room as someone else of the same genle. It's also p
iss-knackeringly funny when you tell a Kraut tourist that hisYY wife has big ju
gs but you could smell her minge from half a mile away, and he thinksY- you a
re directing him to Trafalgar Square.-Y And another thing about Zap't'Bloody Bal
der is generally frownedYYupon, unless you are just trying to show off or are
sure they're asleep - in which caseYYit's perfectly acceptable. Until they sudde
nly 'wake up' and start coughing very loudlyY/just as you're about to come. Fuc
king bastard./Y ls - oh fuck it, I've just filled up the BTLY+ disc. Richard,
finish this off will you+YLate update Mr Schumacher did in fact pull out
of the Grand Prix with "engineYYproblems". However, BTL have exclusive proof
that it was due to the Bene If you attend boarding school and are asked wheth
er you'd like to play 'The BiscuitYYGame', politely turn the offer down. This
is because the Biscuit Game isn't a type ofYYquiz involving Bourbon Creams as
prizes, but merely a load of sick teenagtton team hiringYYKeith Woods to wri
te their diagnostic and telemetry software. Thankfully someone wasYYable to
knock him unconscious before he reprogrammed the pit crew and made them slower
Ythan Turbo Imploder.nscious before he reprogrammed thers wankingYonto a McVitie
s Digestive.Y Speaking of sad teenagers, although Keith Woods has been describ
ed almost universallyYYas a 'wanker', this is highly improbable as even if
he could find it he probablyYYwouldn't know what to do with itTHE EQUALIZO
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G WE DIDN'T KNOW... P ! the Equalizor explains why TrevorPO ! isn't th
e only - despite the Lawnmower Man's insistence to theYYcontrary while spea
king to Derek Hyland's parents. However, if Keith asked nicely, weY"could sho
w him where to stick it!"YIt's a little known fact that the word 'wanker' is de
rived from old Hebre wanker on the CPCOXYIt's all very well having a 664 or a pi
nt of the amber nectar, but when it comes to theY+crunch, you really can't beat
a good wank.+Y Contrary to popular belief, Wan-King is not the capital of Chin
a, nor is it a computerYYmanuw, meaning 'heYYwho pulls his pud over Jessica Rab
bit's ginormous jugs'. Mentioning no names. WankingYYdoesn't cause you to go b
lind or make hairs grow on the palm of your hand. Nor does itYYmake you insane
or start gibbering aimlessly about completefacturer. But wanking has its adva
ntages, the two main ones being that it costsYXnothing (unlike the so-called
amber nectar), and feels great (unlike the 664 keyboard).XY There has pretty m
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