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You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, plea
se disregard this message.Good day to deal with people in high places particular
ly lonely stewardesses.Domestic happiness and faithful friends.You may be recogn
ized soon. Hide.Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. -- Ashleigh BrilliantA vivid
and creative mind characterizes you.There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.You will b
e misunderstood by everyone.You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaint
ances.Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.Your love life will be... interesting.You have a deep in
terest in all that is artistic.You will gain money by a fattening action.You nee
d no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.Everything
will be just tickety-boo today.Your lover will never wish to leave you.You're a
card which will have to be dealt with.A few hours grace before the madness begi
ns again.Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.You don't become a failure until
you're satisfied with being one.Exercise caution in your daily affairs.Stay the
curse.You can rent this space for only $5 a week.People are beginning to notice
you. Try dressing before you leave the house.Let me put it this way today is go
ing to be a learning experience.Your aim is high and to the right.You will be ad
vanced socially, without any special effort on your part.Try to value useful qua
lities in one who loves you.Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.Yo
u're at the end of the road again.You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straig
htforward. Therefore you have few friends.You will be imprisoned for contributin
g your time and skill to a bank robbery.Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile
can catch up to you.You will be run over by a beer truck.You will be the victim
of a bizarre joke.You get along very well with everyone except animals and peopl
e.Tonight's the night Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.Beware the one behind you.Troub
led day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus
trees.You are confused but this is your normal state.The time is right to make
new friends.Long life is in store for you.You need more time and you probably al
ways will.In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.Your own qualiti
es will help prevent your advancement in the world.You will gain money by an imm
oral action.You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.You w
ill have domestic happiness and faithful friends.You have an unusual equipment f
or success. Be sure to use it properly.Beware of Bigfoot!You will obey or molten
silver will be poured into your ears.You'll never be the man your mother was!To
day is the first day of the rest of your life.You will be recognized and honored
as a community leader.This life is yours. Some of it was given to you the rest,
you made yourself.Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.You will be
divorced within a year.Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any
better so get used to it.It's a very *UN*lucky week in which to be took dead. --
Churchy La FemmeYou will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your superv
isor.It's all in the mind, ya know.You will inherit some money or a small piece
of land.You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.Caution Keep out of
reach of children.Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.Be cautious
in your daily affairs.Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumsta
nces.Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.Today
is the first day of the rest of the mess.So you're back... about time...Artisti
c ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.Don't feed the bats tonight.Chess tonight.B
eware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.All the troubles you have will pass a
way very quickly.Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.You will remember som
ething that you should not have forgotten.You are not dead yet. But watch for fu
rther reports.You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.Be careful
! Is it classifiedMake a wish, it might come true.Don't tell any big lies today.
Small ones can be just as effective.You can create your own opportunities this
week. Blackmail a senior executive.Avoid reality at all costs.If you think last
Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!Advancement in posit
ion.Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.Chicken Little onl
y has to be right once.You will be married within a year, and divorced within tw
o.Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.Of course you have a pur
pose -- to find a purpose.You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendl
y to you.You will feel hungry again in another hour.Never be led astray onto the
path of virtue.You dialed 5483.Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come arou
nd while you have your life in such a mess.You are a fluke of the universe you h
ave no right to be here.Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments wit
h your mate's new lover.Your lucky color has faded.You will receive a legacy whi
ch will place you above want.Today is what happened to yesterday.Reply hazy, ask
again later.You will be held hostage by a radical group.Increased knowledge wil
l help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.Write yourself a threatening letter and
pen a defiant reply.You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle
way.You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.You will be awarded some great
honor.Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.You prefer the
company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.You have the power t
o influence all with whom you come in contact.You will have long and healthy lif
e.There is a fly on your nose.You two ought to be more careful--your love could
drag on for years and years.Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the ve
ry breath of life.Abandon the search for Truth settle for a good fantasy.Someone
is speaking well of you. How unusual!Don't look now, but there is a multi-legge
d creature on your shoulder.You are destined to become the commandant of the fig
hting men of the department of transportation.You look like a million dollars. A
ll green and wrinkled.Your domestic life may be harmonious.Don't Worry, Be Happy
. -- Meher BabaYou are going to have a new love affair.Be different conform.Comm
unicate! It can't make things any worse.Expect the worst, it's the least you can
do.You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry
.Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.Executive ability is p
rominent in your make-up.Fortune You will be attacked next Wednesday at 315 p.m.
by six samurai sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day! -- Bryce Nesbitt '84You will be surprised by a loud no
ise.Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)Hope that the
day after you die is a nice day.Courage is your greatest present need.You will
lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.Your
goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)Good news. Ten weeks fro
m Friday will be a pretty good day.You will become rich and famous unless you do
n't.You are standing on my toes.So this is it. We're going to die.You will be ca
lled upon to help a friend in trouble.Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.Life is to y
ou a dashing and bold adventure.Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.Stay
away from flying saucers today.You have the body of a 19 year old. Please retur
n it before it gets wrinkled.After your lover has gone you will still have PEANU
T BUTTER!Keep it short for pithy sake.A visit to a strange place will bring fres
h work.Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not wo
rth sending.Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click"
.Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.You will soo
n meet a person who will play an important role in your life.You will outgrow yo
ur usefulness.Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.Yo
ur heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.You have a truly str
ong individuality.You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of mon
ey.You will be surrounded by luxury.You will give someone a piece of your mind,
which you can ill afford.You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.Change your thoughts and you c
hange your world.Is this really happeningBeware of a tall blond man with one bla
ck shoe.It was all so different before everything changed.You're definitely on t
heir list. The question to ask next is what list it is.You have many friends and
very few living enemies.A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.An ex
otic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.You have a strong appeal for m
embers of the opposite sex.You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a
wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.You are so boring that wh
en I see you my feet go to sleep.This will be a memorable month -- no matter how
hard you try to forget it.You will be married within a year.If you stand on you
r head, you will get footprints in your hair.Love is in the offing. Be affection
ate to one who adores you.Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of
fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.Your present plans will be successfu
l.Your lucky number has been disconnected.Excellent day to have a rotten day.You
r lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.Look afar and see th
e end from the beginning.You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk to
o close to metal objects which are not fastened down.Your aims are high, and you
are capable of much.You fill a much-needed gap.Stay away from hurricanes for a
while.Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.Do not sleep in a
eucalyptus tree tonight.You're currently going through a difficult transition p
eriod called "Life."You will experience a strong urge to do good but it will pas
s.Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.You
're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growi
ng into.Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!Don't kiss an elephant on the lips
today.Good day to let down old friends who need help.You will pioneer the first
Martian colony.You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.Many cha
nges of mind and mood do not hesitate too long.Your analyst has you mixed up wit
h another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.Your boyfriend takes choco
late from strangers.You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be
unimportant.Is that really YOU that is reading thisYou will be winged by an ant
i-aircraft battery.Are you sure the back door is lockedYou will attract cultured
and artistic people to your home.You have no real enemies.What happened last ni
ght can happen again.Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumpt
ions that are wrong.Never look up when dragons fly overhead.You will forget that
you ever knew me.Your supervisor is thinking about you.Do something unusual tod
ay. Pay a bill.You're almost as happy as you think you are.You will be awarded t
he Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.You will wish you hadn't.You will pass away
very quickly.You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't h
ere today.You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.You have a
n ability to sense and know higher truth.You work very hard. Don't try to think
as well.Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.Today
is the last day of your life so far.Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your
life.Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.You never know how many
friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.Don't look now, but the ma
n in the moon is laughing at you.Don't you wish you had more energy... or less a
mbitionSomeone is speaking well of you.You're ugly and your mother dresses you f
unny.You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.It's lu
cky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.Your soc
iety will be sought by people of taste and refinement.Live in a world of your ow
n, but always welcome visitors.You will win success in whatever calling you adop
t.Are you ever going to do the dishes Or will you change your major to biologyYo
ur boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.You are a bundle of energy,
always on the go.You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.You w
ill be given a post of trust and responsibility.Today is National Existential En
nui Awareness Day.Your business will assume vast proportions.Avoid gunfire in th
e bathroom tonight.Blow it out your ear.Don't look back, the lemmings are gainin
g on you.Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.You love yo
ur home and want it to be beautiful.You may get an opportunity for advancement t
oday. Watch it!You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only becaus
e your brakes are defective.You will probably marry after a very brief courtship
.You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.Your fly might be ope
n (but don't check it just now).Your talents will be recognized and suitably rew
arded."Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker'
s Guide to the Galaxy"Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.An a
vocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.There was a phone call f
or you.You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A pi
ty that it's totally undeserved.You attempt things that you do not even plan bec
ause of your extreme stupidity.You are capable of planning your future.Caution b
reathing may be hazardous to your health.You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go
Home and Prepare Thyself.Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.You
r ignorance cramps my conversation.Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.Do no
thing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.Don't read everything y
ou believe.You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dan
cer's heel.You will be reincarnated as a toad and you will be much happier.Your
mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.You coul
d live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.You have Egypti
an flu you're going to be a mummy.Your depth of comprehension may tend to make y
ou lax in worldly ways.You plan things that you do not even attempt because of y
our extreme caution.You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.You will
be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.Your best consolation is t
he hope that the things you failed to get weren't really worth having.You had so
me happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.Y
ou will be singled out for promotion in your work.Your true value depends entire
ly on what you are compared with.You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Ser
vice.You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.Yo
u shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.Don't relax! It's only your tension tha
t's holding you together.You will soon forget this.While you recently had your p
roblems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.